Run#2237 (13 January)

 Welcome to Run #2237 Normal and MasterBait from Alexandra Grand Stand 

I was away this week and Nair lovely scribed for me, he said thus... 

For any complaints, please contact Pink Bits 

Welcome back bent nose, master baiter, rowdy, donuts, spencer, puss bucket, normal, black pussy and someone else I forgot

Speaking of disgraces spencer and sparrowfart. T-shirt swappage. Vanessa is leaving forever and so 1500 run hat 

Campaspe’s first threesome. Mostly flat my ass, shitty traillll 6/6

Mrs dickhead had one job and that was to synchronise some shit down down down

Bent nose cums in 1 minute

Before the run

Bp made bent nose a fucking smurf

I flirted with rowdy’s old lady

Headhunter brought an egg carton

Mrs dickhead hashes alone

I closed the bar early and i.c is a sexual deviant

During the run

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After the run

Cinderella injured themself kneeling down

Everyone’s injured

Cinderella was a good child 

Someone is severely attracted to road runner

Yuri made a pizza joke

Bent nose is a mysognist

Next Week's Run: Dim Wit from Unwin Winery 

On on Pink Bits 

Run #2236 (6 January)

Welcome to Run #2236 Her Vag From Home 

I was away this week so the notes for this blog were lovingly taken by Cinderella, all mistakes are to be blamed on that Dickhead! 

The circle started by welcoming back Wee Problem, Fang, Chris, Riley, Dickon, and Natasha. A second round of welcome back was then sung to Dim Wit, Squizzy, Bent Nose, Spencer Hocking, Shafted, Her Vag and FOP (I assume these were back but not welcomed)

Natasha the Virgin was called upon and shamed. Then Vanessa was pulled into the circle as she was moving away to remote NT for a year on a Missanry job, in the missanary position..? Something was said about her loving the early mornings and the classic song about doing dumb things. Our Religious Advisor, SS, then came forward and she became very worried.

The hasher once known as Vanessa will forever be known as Sparrow Fart! 

We also had significant runs to celebrate this week. Teflon 400 runs!!! 

Her Vag was then screwed (such a beautiful image that brings it to the mind's eye)

Low Absorption - might not be markings but didn't wash away (what does Cinderella mean here?! Who to say) 

Hydo/HomoPhobic - No Rain!! 

Chemical Inertness - Squizzy was attacked by a hole (WTF?!)

Stick and Low Friction - Squizzy were both these things.

Quick Dick was skipping because he was so young and spritely, Nair was playing on all the playgrounds, and BP and Nummy weren't lost but left behind. 

Marked down points because the trail was crossed but still somehow 6/6! 

The Seargent was then called upon to make funny jokes but Dim Wit bet him to it. SS was thanked for blessing the rains and extinguishing the fires. 

Black Pussy was charged as he is fucking off to Canberra (EW!) but he claims he will be back. 

Cinderella noted every word that was spoken in the circle but none of it made sense after here, so let's just say... 

Next Week's Run: Normal and Masterbait from the Alexander Band Stand

On On Pink Bits 

Run #2235 (30 December)

 Welcome to Run #2235, Vanessa from The Royal Mail Hotel 

We started the circle by welcoming back Fluid Movement and Pink BITCH, Head Hunter (who was too busy for us and was at the bar) and the Virgin Liv. 

Num Num stepped up to screw Virgin Hre Vanessa. Nummy pointed out that we had lots of heat-flushed faces, sweat all over our bits and pieces, and very low friction (as she is a virgin). Cinderella had drawn blood and was repelling water. Well set trail 6/6! 

As we had a very small turnout out the lovely Teflon stepped up to Sargent and made many, many funny jokes.

Next Weeks Run: Her Vag from Home (18 Sligo Street) 

On On Pink Bits 

Run #2234 (23 December) The Cristmas Run!

 Welcome to Run #2234 The Christmas Run 

This Blog will be completely hypothetical as this is my annual Christmas Black Out Run. 

I recall starting at Robbin Hood Hotel and ordering meals in festive cozzies. Lots of Red and Green, not enough pink for me! 

The Good Doctor Rowdy handed out songbooks and we charoled our hearts out before heading off on 'trail' which we all knew would lead us to Skin Ski and Surf for the first of many drink stops. 

Here I took photos as one job was obviously too easy for me to handle... We drank, giggled and cheered our way up the hill to the Munster arms where Daddy Pink Bits showed up for a beer. 

It then goes dark, no memories here after... 

Ballarat Leagues Club? 

A Carpark? 

Lots of sing-songs and drinkies!

I remember leaving The Robbin Hood in the dark (thanks to Ding Dong's Taxi service) and continuing to party with the Dickheads and co. 

I'm sure it was a Teflon run, 6/6, I'm sure it was SHITTY. 

Next Week's Run: Vanessa from the Royal Mail Hotel. 

On On Pink Bits