Run 2002; COVID Run 26; Midnight’s Daylight Savings run, Slatey Creek. Hares: Rowdy – Lois and Pauline
The hare was absent, the hosts were glamping, the run took place across 3 days and the trail was all walking and no running. Whilst this week is the traditional daylight savings run looked nothing like any daylight savings in the past, a terrific weekend was had by all.
Our Hare, Rowdy, set the run on Friday and left an abundance of beverages for the hosts to supply at the drinks stop before heading off to the beach for the weekend. Our hosts, Lois and Pauline, set up their caravan at Slatey Creek for a weekend of Hash company with many grasping the opportunity to set up camp beside them.
Zoom Circle # 28 was attended by: Spencer, Fop, Her Vag, NBCL, Nutsy, SS, Campaspee, Mrs D, Teflon, GILF, Donuts, Mountie, DnC, Dumb (birthday), Num, Pauline, Lois, Rowdy (from Lorne), Bitch Face, Bent, BP, Dim Wit, Fascinator, Head Hunter, Quick Dick.
“Hashy Birthdays” were wished to both Rowdy & Dumb, with the later celebrating the big 70. Apparently celebrations began on the Sunday as both Dumb & Num were supporting giant hangovers. I am not sure what transpired, but apparently Nummy stuck her arse in Val Perovic’s face.
The GM (Donuts) called for reverence and welcomed everyone to the 6 month mark of COVID runs!
SniffyCunt runs: Rowdy 1250, Lois 930, Head Hunter 141, BAIT 1451, NutCracker 151, GILF 327 (Chevy motor) and Fang 842. Spencer did point out that 2002 was palindromic and the date was a Fibonacci sequence (5,10,20).
Bent Nose began his screw with his excitement in catching the live hare. Apparently he’d set off on the run only 5 minutes after Cathy and He had begun marking it and in no time had caught up to them! His suggestion that both Rowdy and Cathy dropped their pants for being caught as hares was not met with warmly by Cathy. Comments were made about the white flour clashing with white quartz. The remainder of the trail was just beautiful. Obviously the trail wasn’t virgin as it appears many gold miners have been over it before, and with gold in mind this week’s score was AUD$85.46 (the price of gold per gram).
Head Hunter was asked to lead us in singing SHITTY TRAIL, but Quick Dick informed the quorum that she had ‘fucked off to talk to her mum!’ – Quick Dick led us in Shitty Trail.
Sergeant Quick Dick took the floor and there were charges for:
"the Glampers" (Pauline and Lois), especially Pauline for his lacy negligee camping gear.
Just Cum was charged for her 3D signature on the plaster board
Fascinator tried to charge Nutsy and DnC with some long winded story about how they had flogged a swag.
Mrs D charged Lois as she was asked to bring bread, only to find she already 8 loaves there! (Bitch Face suggested that it was COVID related Bread Stress in a pandemic.)
Mountie charged Pauline who took a baptism from the Alcoholic Crazy Religious Guy in the camp beside them.
Lois charged Bent for breaking into a sweat for trying to catch the hares, stating ‘it’s not a race!’
Lois charged Mrs D as they had to roll her into bed two nights running.
Mountie then told the story of how Don’t Cum Enuf got her name.
Bitch Face told a joke about Animal Lover’s Day; "Spartacus and Pus Bucket who had come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence, PB dropped his pants and shagged the daylights out of the sheep and when he had finished, asked Spartacus if he wanted a turn. Spartacus said ‘yes please,’ promptly putting his head in the fence."
Dim Wit finished with 2 jokes; What do you get if you cross a parrot and centipede? (walkie talkie), and What’s the German word for a bra? (Stop’emFromFloppen)
Next week’s run – Chisolm St Reserve, Hare is S.S. Drinks stop will be manned Saturday 1pm-4pm and Sunday 11am-2pm
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