25 - 9 -'17    Run 1843    Miner's Tavern

MOUNTIE's run from the "Office", that saw 19 starters, & 2
late comer's in the rear entry - REAR ENTRY & SILIC.
MOUNTIE said the run was like her - short & interesting, &
she had to re-set it, being so wet - still like her! Running 
along, she was heard to say "how big do you want it?", to
which ROWDY wiggled his little finger - she was talking
about the arrow marks.
MOUNTIE's "shorter" sister Terry (Claire in fact), delivered 
the drink-stop to the Civic Hall Car Park. 
SS was talking about his latest fish catch, & had his hands
about a foot apart, when PLUCKA chimed in " that's big,
does it get hard too?"
HEAD HUNTER hadn't heard of some of the large "Zarsoff" 
family - to name a few, there was Bluey, Rooty, Shaggy, 
Workty & Hash cousin Runny. 
PEBBLES in the past, began dating the lesser attractive
one of 2 sisters, & in a "romantic" moment, called her by
the name of the attractive one - reminds one of the 
"Rodeo Sex Position".
We retired back to the Office, to find the 3 bar flys ogling
over some of the partly dressed WAG's.
FOP had welcomes back for the 'almost well' SPARTACUS,
DIMWIT & RANDOLPH - enter HEAD HUNTER with "They're
the meanest ..... !!
REAR ENTRY had a drink for all sporting achievements 
over the weekend, but was challenged with the words of 
the Tiger's theme song - he did know the loud "Yellow
& Black" bit tho'. Could the problem have been BENT 
NOSE starting off in the wrong key? ...... "You're stupid,
...... so feckin' dumb".
Stand in Screw DAZED & CONFUSED said she always 
wanted to screw MOUNTIE, but the Rainbow Run is not
until next week. She said the run was well marked, but
too many on backs, hills & dark alleys, then gave it an
8.1, but of course, MOUNTIE thought it should've been
heaps more ....... S.H.I.T.T.Y. Trail .........!!
Another Stand-in, Sergeant BENT NOSE had charges
for MOUNTIE, PLUCKA (wag'ish), SILIC ( preggo Wag
look), & BAD HEAD JOB ( bow tie T Shirt).
DIMWIT took a drink for his idea of the "special sign" on
the run - he'd heard that 2 arrows together were pointing
to an on back, then PEBBLES gave him a 2nd for collecting 
phone numbers of the girls in the morning running group.
After last week's run, a friend of Grand Daughter Isabelle
said that Pop was nearly as smart as Isabelle - yeah, 
nearly as smart as a 12 year old - BENT NOSE, have a 
drink on ROWDY.
MOUNTIE charged SOS for thinking that HYMIE had 
been saying he (SOS) is 'Fit' - all the time it was 'Fat', then
Katrina was out the front for having her stitches on the 
outside - that's where she shows her 'pink bits' as well.
HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK are celebrating their 1st
Wedding Anniversary ( & it's still going - no wonder they
left early!!).
MOUNTIE charged HYMIE for having the leg "ink work"
to make him like the footballers, while ROWDY was 
sporting the "pull-ons".
NUMMY had a drink for her Crash Strip guernsey, SILIC
for no footy gear at all, then the current ranga RANDOLPH,
& ex-ranga BHD (shiny & grey!!) ....  & as all rangas .....!
There were a couple more charges in there somewhere
but, dunno........ got a bit busy!

Next week's run, ROWDY's Rainbow Run, 5 Ways or 
Nuggety Dam & BBQ.

REAR ENTRY thought that, by the look of the phone photos,
"there was a few still left in Cheryl". MOUNTIE thought that,
"as she herself, would be getting nil tonight, would Cheryl
be getting nil at Nhill" for her extra curricular appointment -
she is a great kisser !!