Deliverance? REAR ENTRY was drawn back up the old
valley to re-acquaint with his former local wagering and watering hole. The
Brown Hill has been tastefully renovated ready for some Spring Carnival punting
and summer fun. Decked areas overlook the picturesque “upper” Yarrowee Valley
with Hash Running trails of bush and hills abounding, though they say the
valley is haunted. The BBQ trailer and vehicle were set in a defensive wagon train
formation to protect from native attacks with SILIC vigilant with tongs and
sausages in hand.
The weather on this occasion was not on our side
with southerly wind-chill virgining on ice and some rain and sleet to damp down
the trail flour. So a select group attended and a Lucky 7 set off on the run
that was one of REARYs best yet. Down the valley, north over the Freeway into
the gold bearing hills and back under the freeway to join the walkers at the
Drink Stop. We hadn’t ventured too far up the valley.
Welcome Backs to BAR LIQUOR allowed out again after
shearing. Jungle Boy Phil from Indo Hash was welcomed. No Bill no Book for
checking significant runs. BP’s 999 is next week though.
Heavy's previous screw song for REAR ENTRY, “He’s an
Asshole” was on ROWDY’s mind when it came to screwing and singing. Heavy’s
Greenacres lyrics for the occasion were left in the locker but a quick verse or two of the Green
Green Grass of Home Had Rear Entry looking down the lane to see who runs there
and what it’s good to touch.
We look forward to the returning of Screw and
Sergeant in the coming weeks to add their colour in person but had to push on without them and many others on the bleak night.
MOUNTY told of how during the week, she and LOIS LANE took their
reputations and BALLS-UP flyers to the men’s Hash in Geelong courtesy of DEEP HEAT to lure potential
attendees with their iced up Venis Fly Traps that apparently took some thawing
out.
LOIS charged all the girls and Half a Bar didn’t
have to grab their shoulders to remember their names, he just had to look at
their tits as they had their hash-names embroidered on them.
MRS DICKHEAD noted the new flashy white fangs in BAR
LIQUOR’s orifice and saw fit to make her drink over them kind of like new
shoes?
Nice Barby sausage, steak, and salad by SILIC. Thanks also go to Brown Hill Hotel for having us and
to Greg for having a down down.
Next Week’s Run: Olympic Avenue Mt Clear Hare; MRS DICKHEAD Theme; Burfdy BBQ in the Bush
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