RUN 2254 – Cat – Brown Hill Hotel – Monday 5th May 2025
Circle began with distribution of new hymn books, same songs, new cover.
Welcome’s back went to: Doodle nuts, Chris, Pebbles, Fang & Quick Dick. Sniffy runs were then announced: Jus cum 262, Boner 69, NBCL 269, Disco 68, IC for being 1 run away from a square root and Pink Bits 151. Square root day was acknowledged, Spencer Hocking would be proud.
Ryan Knowles, the brown hill hotel manager, then received his down down. The creepy dude in the bush was a topic of discussion, I heard that 2 Harriette’s were accosted in bush, but then The Bill turned up, so he f#’d off.
Stand in screw IC, then stepped up to screw Cat. When Cat and the walkers arrived at the DS, it was discovered that she had left her keys at the bar. Once this was remedied, the runners began arriving, resulting in a simultaneous cumming. IC then returned to his scoring relating to the 6 miracles of Christ. Did we have water turned to wine – no, did we feed 5000 people – no, was there a resurrection – no (Boner had not returned at this point), did we walk on water – no, cure the lepers – yes, & still the storm -no. Score 1/6
Our sergeant, NBCL began with the location discrepancy, as we were at the Brown Hill Hotel, not the Ballarat golf club and not the Black Hill Hotel. Who knows if anyone went to the wrong location? Nutcracker was charged for her upcoming birthday and Cat and Campaspe were charged for getting lost while setting trail. Nummy then scored a charge, as Dutton will never get to stand in front of the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flag as PM. All the Collingwood supported received the next charge, including me, Rowdy, Carpet Burns, Nutcracker & Cris Cross. Quick Dick refused to join with the if 1 Dr drinks, all Dr’s drink, because he is definitely not a Collingwood supporter. Dum was charged for asking Pauline if a double hip replacement meant both of them and Cat was charged for asking if anyone wanted lemonade at the drink stop. Chris, not Cross, was charged for asking Jus Cum if she was on Meth since she loves lollies, but her weight does not correlate. IC was charged for not being on the electoral role, resulting in his attempt at voting not being a quick in and out experience. Normal was charged for not being normal and offering to improve the new HHH cross, adding hinges so that it can be more easily transported. Normal then scored a double charge for too much eye contact during the roll back song. Pebbles was charged for working on polling day, but not providing mushrooms on democracy sausages. Chris, who needs a hash name, was charged for wearing grey trackies, forcing others to keep their eye contact above waist height. Masta Bait was charged for ignoring NBCL at a pub and then trying to say it was because he was in a hurry and IC was charged for attempting to impersonate Bailey Smith. Cat was charged again, for saying that she’s never drunk so much beer and then there was the “Naming”. The Dickheads put their heads together and “Kat Flaps” was christened. The final charges went to SS for teasing us with his shirt and Masta Bait, because he’s also an oldy.
Next Week’s Run will be set by Immaculate Conception from the Ross Creek Recreational Reserve.
On On
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