Run #2224

 Welcome to Run #2224 SOS from Home!!! 

We started the circle with an announcement from our beloved GM about the upcoming bus trip. He then noticed the TWO virgins in our presence! Jack and Jess joined the hashes we were welcoming back, Quick Dick, Head Hunter, Dim Witt, Emma, SOS and Sharfted. 

We turned to Pus Bucket as he was mourning the sad passing of Liam Payne, we must get around the man as his heart may never recover. 

Our GM then called upon the new Nannies of Hash, massive congratulations to Num Num and Rowdy as they welcomed new grandbabies into their lives. 

Num Num stayed out on the floor to screw SOS, what a lucky man! 

Nummy claims there was no friction due to the small size. A few little hills and no slips. 6/6 

"Fuck the properties of Teflon!?"

Bent Nose slipped his way into the circle to make a lot of noise. 

The hasher, formally known as Tahlia, will now be known as GeniTahlia! ON ON 

Next week's run is a mystery! 

Run #2223

 Welcome to Run #2223 Immaculate Conception and Ms Dickhead from Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms - The Pink Dress Run! 

This week Sov Hash raised approximately $300 for the Mcgrath Foundation! Wonderful effort team!!! 

Sadly I took no notes this week, so this scribe is all hypothetical: 

The GM said, "Welcome Back", people had beers, and Campaspe screwed as NumNum was away. The Seargent stepped up and said many, many things. 

Next Weeks Run: SOS from Home.