Sunday, November 24, 2024

Run #2225 - Halloween Mystry Bus Trip! (28 Oct 2024)

Welcome to this very exciting run blog! We did not have a circle or charges this week as the party started too early and we had too much fun! 

From my blurry memory, the day went as follows... 

The spooky scary bunch of hashers met at City Ovel Hotel and boarded the party bus. We had beers handed out and some sexy waitresses (Mountie and GILF) came to hand out a range of scary snacks. The bus rolled on, showing us the scary sights of Ballarat, all the way out to my original spiritual homeland, Smythesdale. Some brave hashers ran along the Rail Trail, some like me, running with warm beers in hand and fishnets falling off! 

Trail led us to the bar inside Smythesdales very own, Court House Hotel, and more beers were consumed. Someone called ON ON and the bus was filled again, the party was not over yet! 

We continued rolling along, away from Ballarat and landed in my second spiritual home, Linton!!! The publicans' eyes widened as we bombarded them with our looks, our drinking ability and (later) our dance moves. 

Waiting for us a young handsome man stood with a guitar and microphone, silly man didn't know what was coming for him! Photos show evidence of Eagle Rock being played, I have no comments at this time. 

What happens next, not even I could tell you! Beers, wine, and a very sad, soggy, red wine-soaked game of pool. Massive, and I mean MASSIVE, meals at such cheap prices and eventually a bus ride back to Ballarat. (On which Nair might have thrown up into an empty chip bag but nothing has been confirmed yet..) 

In summary, we all had such a lovely and spook-tastic evening. Big 'Thank Yous" to our lovely GM, Teflon, and his gaggle of amazing helpers. We are so lucky to have you all, the work you all put into Sov Hash does not go unnoticed. 

ON ON Pink Bits 

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Run #2224 (21 Oct 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2224 SOS from Home!!! 

We started the circle with an announcement from our beloved GM about the upcoming bus trip. He then noticed the TWO virgins in our presence! Jack and Jess joined the hashes we were welcoming back, Quick Dick, Head Hunter, Dim Witt, Emma, SOS and Sharfted. 

We turned to Pus Bucket as he was mourning the sad passing of Liam Payne, we must get around the man as his heart may never recover. 

Our GM then called upon the new Nannies of Hash, massive congratulations to Num Num and Rowdy as they welcomed new grandbabies into their lives. 

Num Num stayed out on the floor to screw SOS, what a lucky man! 

Nummy claims there was no friction due to the small size. A few little hills and no slips. 6/6 

"Fuck the properties of Teflon!?"

Bent Nose slipped his way into the circle to make a lot of noise. 

The hasher, formally known as Tahlia, will now be known as GeniTahlia! 

Next week's run is a mystery! 

ON ON 

Run #2223 (14 Oct 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2223 Immaculate Conception and Ms Dickhead from Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms - The Pink Dress Run! 


This week, Sov Hash3 raised approximately $300 for the McGrath Foundation! Wonderful effort team!!! 

Sadly I took no notes this week, so this scribe is all hypothetical: 

The GM said, "Welcome Back", people had beers, and Campaspe screwed as NumNum was away. The Seargent stepped up and said many, many things. 

Next Weeks Run: SOS from Home. 

ON ON