Run #2218 (9 Sep 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2218 NutCracker and Dnc from the North Britt Hotel

Welcome back to SOS, Dan, Tahlia, Donuts, MasterBait, Juz Cum, Fang, and Pebbles.

Num Num came out to screw the ladies and decide if the run had the properties of Teflon. 

Non-Stick - The banana flour was nonstick!

Low-fricktion - noone fell over 

Nummy fucked off the rest of the properties and said it's all right, just like the run was! On right, on right and ON RIGHT! 

6/6 the board is becoming more and more obsolete, and still, no one knows what Chemical Interness is!? 

Rowdy stepped up to Seargent with only 30 minutes' notice but made do... He called for funny things before the run, funny things during the run, AND funny things after the run... How needy!!! 

Next Weeks Run: Pauline and Lois Lane from Home!

ON ON 

Run #2217 (2 Sep 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2217 Campaspe from the Park Hotel

The circle started with the GM calling Emma, Max, Doodle Nuts and Dumb and Dumber forwards and asking the remaining Hashers what this group has in common...? 

Emma, 4 runs

Max, 4 runs

Doodle Nuts, 14 runs

Dumb and Dumber, 1400 runs!! What an amazing effort, team! 

We then welcomed a bunch of people, 

Precious, Vanessa, Num Num, Dumb and Dumber, Sharfted, Rear Entry, Carpet Burns and Snags. 

Num Num stayed out the front to screw Campaspee. Nummy reminded us how Campaspee was named for her soggy, flowing qualities, but due to our Campaspee's hobbies, she may also be similar to the other famous Campaspee, a concubine! 

On to the run:

Non-stick - lots of slipping, but no falls! 

Heat Resistant - Cold AF! 

Hydrophobic - some of us got soggy,

Low Water Absorption - NutCracker was wet, but apparently, that is usually the case! 

Low Friction - No sex on the trail, that Nummy noticed.

Chemical Inertness - Swans tried to attack, but no luck.

6/6!

Rowdy came forward as acting Seargent and said some funny things. 

Notes for the diary, Mitti Weekend is 23/24 Nov and will be Mexican Theme!!! YAY!

The circle was ended with our lovely GM thanking everyone for the efforts while he was away.

Next week's run: 

North Britt Hotel, DnC and Nutcracker <3

Run #2216 (26 Aug 2024)

 Welcome to run #2216 Immaculate Conception and Max from the Bunch of Grapes. 

The circle started with some thank yous from the returned GM. Teflon wanted to thank the stand-in GMs, Precious, Shafted and Rowdy. The stand-in Hash Cash, Mountie and someone. The Stand in Chior Matser Pauline. The stand-in Screw, Pink Bits and everyone else who helped out, with only a moment's notice!

We welcomed back Campaspe, GILF and Teflon. 

Pink Bits screwed the run, she said something brilliant, too intelligent to be put into words even, but I will try to summarise. 

After taking a poll, the walk was said to be well lead. According to Normal... 

Rowdy and Pigs Arse told me the run was well set, although they took a big detour. 

Mountie then came forwards to Sargent around, she started off strong charging the returning GM as well as any visiting GMs (Teflon and Juz Cum).

We had charges before, during, and after the run. I promise we did! 

Next Week's run: Campaspe from The Park Hotel 

ON ON