We can all imagine what a Tidy Crack SON OF SPIDER would have?

Looks more like he's been smoking crack.

Now we know why Australia is the fattest nation on earth!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sovereign Hash has gone up market - look what the hasher about town is wearing these days

NELSON "WONDER BOY" exposing his bountiful pubic hair - it's super

on-on

Bent Nose is really struggling now - is this really an anagram of PUS BUCKET, SPARTACUS AND PHUCKWIT PHIL ????

The Phucking Phantom - no it's Phuckwit Phil in drag

Parmas N Pyjamas Run

Thanks Mountie for an enjoyable run & to see everyone dust off their jarmies and accessories and take to the streets. I think Rowdy would have been the only one who could have made any money on a street corner though, which is a bit scary.

Mountie was the only runner with a significant run. 713 - Well done.

Welcome to new runner Corinna from Nerinna & welcome back to Excess Baggage, Spencer Hocking & Cox Box.

Fop where were you. We missed you at the down downs. What a shmossle that was.

Corio Bay finally got their book back. It was 'Girl Germed' up as they are a mens only hash. You should know Tarts rock!!

Once again Normal proved he is Hash's biggest loser. How can you spend all day counting your $millions when you can't even add up your runs.
And for those of you who didn't laugh at my Gay (Normal) joke here it is again. What happens when Normal puts a patch on his dick? He cuts himself down to 2 butts a day. Get it, Gay, 2 butts. Oh, never mind.

That reminds me of the hare for next weeks run. Rear Entry. Do you want some of Normals patches?
The run is at the North Britain. See you all there.

On On
Lois Lane

This Week's Run - 16th June 2008

Get out your jimmie-jams and meet us at The Bended Elbow, Lydiard St. On-After there too!

For a map click here!

Half a Bra's 400 run Rose

Half a Bra

Sparkling Rosé

400 Run Vintage

Bubbles!

This agreeable sparkling has not suffered from extended bottle age.

Pale, with a gentle golden tint and the faintest blush of soft red, the initial good craftsmanship has enabled survival of harsh environmental conditions and being poorly laid.

Once the cork has popped, a sharp nose, generous front and refreshing zest and life enhances the sparkles and slightly peachy nuances.

This beverage has the body and class to belie its compact packaging, and will complement any celebration.

Half bottle only.

SS 1200 run wine label.

Click here to see, that's if you are a member!

Look Out Mountie

She is coming to get you! Queen's Birthday run is brought to you by the run setting talents of FOP and the grog buying skills of our illustrious Grand Matress. See you at the Royal Mail Hotel down the bottom of Sebas (no screw you all, get your own map). On-After at Top Eureka.

Run 1351

Hi Fellow Hashers

Thanks Candida & Road Runner for a short but sweet run. Would have been a great run but alas, Deep Heat finally turned up.
Doesn't always pay to short cut!!!

A Super congratulations to SS our Super Sonic runner. 1200 runs is a mammoth effort & here's to many more. Well done SS.

Welcome back to The Bill . The new eyes must be working cos he actually called trail last night.
Welcome back also to Drop Kick, Hoppy & Remote.

Welcome to Tum our new runner. Hope to see you back next week.

Thanks Mountie for being an honourary Kiwi for the night & wishing the Queen a very happy NZ birthday. I know you will be at the front of the queue next week as well to wish her a very happy Aussie birthday as well.

Thanks to those runners who went to the Corio Bay run on Saturday. We got a numb bum for the effort but had a lot of fun.

Next weeks run is at the Royal Mail & the On After is at Top Eureka.

A reminder from Mountie that her PJ run is now at the Bended Elbow on 16/6 & not the Harriers Club as first advertised. Looking forward to all those who sleep in the nude!!

Have a safe Queens Birthday Weekend, esp those that are travelling.

On On
Lois Lane

CANDIDA DOWNS ONE FOR THE "OTHER HARE" - ROADRUNNER THE BOY FROM THE EAST

HASH OLD TARTS SHOW TEEEM HOW TO SUCK ONE DOWN

HUGH HEFNER EAT YOUR HEART OUT - WE'VE GOT THE REAL DEAL

OUR 1200 MAN - IN HIS SUPER SUIT & WITH HIS SUPER HOODED DICK.

WELL DONE SS & LOTS MORE RUNS TO COME

This Week's Run - 2 June 2008

Hare: Road Runner

On-On: Queens Head Hotel 146 Humffray St, Ballarat

On-After: Same

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