Ballarat Hash House Harriers

Black Tie Photos

2012-02-21T18:58:00.001-08:00

Photos are up and can be found here!

If you haven't got access to the Members Only blog email me (click here).

Next Week's run - 30/1/2012

2012-01-25T02:13:00.001-08:00

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Christmas Hash Bus Tour

2011-12-04T20:37:00.000-08:00

The Big Hash Christmas Bus Tour!

The Ballarat CBD has heard our carols..

It is time to take our unique sound on tour!

Where to? That my friend is a mystery.

When? 19^th December 6pm at the City Oval Hotel.

How much? If you have been to hash more than 20 times this year you pay $10 for the bus, beers on the bus and food. Others pay $40. (check with Mrs Dickhead if you are unsure)

Deposit of $5 to Bad Hair Day ASAP to reserve your seat.

Schoolies Run!

2011-11-14T19:49:00.000-08:00

Get to it dudes! $20 including a steak dinner (thoroughly Gour-Met I assure you). Ballarat Bowling Club, Havelock St - near the eastern oval.

Shiggy Anyone?

2011-10-23T17:37:00.001-07:00

Bring clean shoes and socks! You have been warned!!!!!

Brownlow night

2011-09-20T21:10:00.001-07:00

Come like this....

or maybe this....

Perhaps this is more your style....

If you look like this feel free to wear nothing....

But as most of you look like this, please wear something!

Lake Esmond

2011-07-29T03:18:00.001-07:00

It's here

Funeral Details

2011-05-29T22:19:00.001-07:00

Requiem Eucharist for the repose of the soul of the late Mrs. Joyce Doreen Spielvogel will be celebrated at St. James' Anglican Church, Morrisons on WEDNESDAY June 1, 2011 commencing at Two (2:00) pm.
The funeral will leave at the conclusion of the Eucharist for the Morrisons Cemetery.

Terribly Sad News

2011-05-28T01:02:00.000-07:00

"Hi all, Leigh here, terribly sad news unfortunately, Mum (after progressing pretty well over the last few days) last night in the middle of the night had a major complication with her lungs and then her condition deteriorated fairly rapidly from there. The staff at Ballarat base hospital ICU threw everything but the kitchen sink at it but unfortunately the damage to Mum's lungs was too much. Mum passed away peacefully this afternoon surrounded by family and friends. It is a tragedy for us all, only tempered by the knowledge that she knew we were all there, and she knew she had the best wishes and thoughts of so many friends. She fought and fought and her spirit was strong but unfortunately her body was not able to carry on. Thanks to everyone for your thoughts, we would love to see you all together at Mums service to share a smile and a hug as you know that is what she would want more than anything. Time/date of service to be advised."

Tommy we are so terribly sad for you.

Latest update on Joy

2011-05-23T19:14:00.000-07:00

"Hi all, sorry about no updates for a bit but not much to report other than no significant changes. Mum is hanging in there and we are hoping she can continue to fight and get a little bit better each day. She is still on ventilation and in induced coma, as her lungs are struggling but we are hoping she can improve over the next day or two. Cheers Leigh."

From Leigh via Facebook

Latest Update

2011-05-17T21:31:00.001-07:00

" Mum is doing well, eating lots of soup and ice cream and Jelly and getting her strength back with physio sessions to get her moving again. Her hearing has been temporarily affected but expected to recover fully. We expect her to be back in the ward at St John Of God Hospital in Ballarat tomorrow or next day, so then anyone wantng to visit and say hello she would love that. I will let you all know when we get the green light for visitors. She sends her love and best wishes to all."

From Leigh via Facebook

For your Information

2011-05-16T20:10:00.000-07:00

A facebook post from Half a Bra's son Leigh last night at about 11pm

"All good news with mum now off the ventilation and with all tubes removed! She is breathing well and able to be awake and alert although still needs lots of rest. Mum - "Why would I need to rest when I've been asleep for days!" She is comfortable and they will probably move her out of the Base hospital ICU ward into St John of God Ballarat over the next day or so. She is now going to be looking at working at physical recovery from the pneumonia and also just resting and getting strong. We are all so relieved and grateful for the wonderful doctors and ICU nurses at Ballarat Base Hospital. So yes we (and I'm sure all friends and relatives) are very happy and looking forward to getting mum home and getting on with life and the job of ignoring Tom's repeat versions of his stories. Thanks again to all for support (on behalf of Tom and Joy and family)."

Great news Tommy and Joy. Our thoughts have been with you through all this and we are so pleased to hear that things are going so well.

Red Dress Run 21/2/11 East Point Clubrooms

2011-02-15T18:41:00.000-08:00

Wear your red dress...

And you could be texted by Warnie.

Australia Day Run

2011-01-22T22:32:00.000-08:00

I reckon a round of this should be on the agenda at Spencer Hocking's joint, 26 Durham St Ballarat!

Need to know how to get to Half-a-Bar's place

2011-01-15T20:08:00.001-08:00

Have a look at this..

Western Suburbs 30th Anniversary Run

2011-01-10T22:39:00.001-08:00

Blind bastards may click the above image to read it better. Must suck to be old....

Christmas Run - 20th December 2010!

2010-12-15T14:41:00.000-08:00

I can't promise anything but....

I'll see you at 111Webster St for the Christmas Run anyway! Wear anything Christmasy that makes you comfortable....

It doesn't really matter if you have been naught or nice....

It's bound to be very, merry good fun!

This week's run - 13/12/10

2010-12-08T15:54:00.000-08:00

We are at the Brewery Tap Hotel. They have website! Who'd have thought....

Better Late than Never

2010-11-28T16:03:00.001-08:00

I think this is where tonight's run is. I am sure I will be told if I am wrong. Click on it to make it bigger.

BLACK TIE NIGHT - 8th November 2010

2010-11-01T20:10:00.000-07:00

Whether your ideal black tie night looks like this

or like this

make sure you are at the City Oval Hotel at 6pm!

St George's Lake 18/10/10

2010-10-16T01:04:00.001-07:00

Remember! Clean shoes and socks! You have been warned!

Heed the warning people!

2010-09-02T02:59:00.001-07:00

From http://verydemotivational.com/2010/09/01/demotivational-posters-combovers/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+VeryDemotivational+%28Very+deMotivational%29

This week's run!

2010-08-24T23:28:00.000-07:00

Surprise surprise we are back at the Queen's Head. Same, same but I suppose Phil the Greek never complains.....

Christmas in July - 26/7/10 at Red Peppa

2010-07-21T02:24:00.000-07:00

I am not sure what Dumb and Dumber and Num Num are thinking bit the theme for this momentous event is POLES!!

Do they mean this?

Or maybe this?

Or possible this?

Surely not this?
Anyway, interpret as you will and see you at 34 Sturt St (the restaurant-previously-known-as-Assuntas).

This message has been bought to you with apologies to Pebbles who seems not so into Poles these days.

This week's run is....

2010-07-16T22:11:00.000-07:00

BYO
BYO
BYO
BYO
BYO

Got it? You have been warned!

BYO
BYO
BYO
BYO
BYO

BRING YOUR OWN GROG!!!!!

Is this yours?

2010-07-09T22:42:00.000-07:00

I have it and for a small fee you can have it back!

To take away the pain of Same

2010-07-06T18:01:00.000-07:00

I give you a bunny....

With a pancake on it's head... For no good reason other than that we are back at the Pancake Kitchen this week!

Queen's Run - 14 June 2010

2010-06-08T05:52:00.001-07:00

The Queens Run will be held at the Queen's Head on the Queen's Birthday Holiday for your right, royal pleasure.

Next Weeks Run 7 June 2010

2010-06-02T02:51:00.001-07:00

MUG NIGHT!!!

If you have a 100 run mug dust the little bugger off (and probably run it through some hot soapy water for hygenic reasons) and bring it to The Mallow Hotel in Skipton St. If you don't have a 100 run mug it really must suck to be you! Of course it could always be worse. You could have a 100 run mug as old and crappy as Mountie's!

On after

2010-04-30T20:33:00.000-07:00

The on after for Road Runners Run Monday May 10th is at Top Eureka. Mounite's legitimate 800th run. Finally!

My first time.

2010-04-29T20:11:00.001-07:00

For my first time it didn't really hurt at all. (looking at the blog you filthy bastards). What a great job the head blogger has done. I vote that she/he continues with it. On On!
Beep Beep now Ya Bastards!

The Countdown Continues! AGM 19th April 2010

2010-04-12T17:33:00.000-07:00

Click the map above to see how to get to Nerrina Tavern

12th April 2010

2010-04-06T17:26:00.000-07:00

Well the end is nigh my friends and it seemed a pity not to have a New Year's Eve style count down!

This week's run is at the Peter Lalor Hotel (Cnr of Doveton St Nth and Mair St for the uninitiated) for the Awards Night.

See You there.

Midnight's Run 29/3/10 - Slaty Creek Picnic Ground

2010-03-22T17:17:00.000-07:00

A lovely composite map from Creswick for your greater pleasure.....

Some directions for those so inclined:

Remember your torch!!!! Do not wear your prescription sunglasses!!!!

This has been a hash community service announcement.

Spider's Durham Lead Run - 22 March 2010

2010-03-16T17:23:00.000-07:00

918 Sand Rd Durham Lead.

Map from Buninyong

Now I think that point is about where Spider's is. If it is grossly wrong can someone please tell me....

Shafted's Mt Beckworth Run - 15 march 2010

2010-03-12T17:30:00.000-08:00

Shafted's directions:

Start at: Miners Rest VIC

1/. From Miners Rest IGA 4.2km toward Clunes

2/. At top of hill veer Left onto Coghills Creek Rd and go 12.3km

3/. Turn Right into Fenton's Rd go 4.2km

4/. Turn Left into Mountain Creek Rd go 1.3km

5/. Stay right 600m to Dam HHH

6/. Turn offs marked in orange ribbon

Arrive at: Shafted's Magnificent hash run

A map for the visual:

See you there!

This Week's Run - 8 March 2009

2010-03-01T19:06:00.000-08:00

Running from Num Num's in laws at 111 Webster St.

1st March 2010 - Rowdy

2010-02-23T03:24:00.000-08:00

On-On at Five Ways near Invermay.

On-After at Top Eureka, nowhere near Invermay!

Click the maps, you know you want to!

Berringa Run 22 Feb 2010

2010-02-17T03:22:00.000-08:00

You can follow either map. The run starts at 6.30 sharp and it is about a 30 minute drive.

Pusbucket's map!
Or this Google maps version that shows the way from Smythesdale (I am assuming people are capable of getting to Smythesdale).

Click the maps to enlarge.

BLACK TIE NIGHT! 15th Feburary 2010

2010-02-08T22:29:00.000-08:00

Get your pussy there!

6pm Sharp
City Oval Hotel
Cnr Pleasant and Mair Streets.

If you haven't paid you better contact Silic.

1st Feb 2010 - Haddon Gun Club

2010-01-26T13:04:00.001-08:00

Come and meet Pebbles new girlfriend in the flesh! Haddon Gun Club, Bells Rd, Haddon.

Click it!

AUSTRALIA DAY RUN - 25th January

2010-01-19T17:55:00.000-08:00

With thanks to http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com

I am sure that some of you are patriots but most of you are yobbos. I guess we will see at Spencer Hocking's (26 Durham St, Ballarat) on Monday.

Click it!

Next weeks run - Penny Farthing's 18 Jan 2010

2010-01-11T16:30:00.000-08:00

At the lovely Penny Farthing's place, 603 Cathcart St Buninyong. Follow the map. You know to click on it by now right?

CHANGE OF PLANS 11 Jan 2010

2010-01-10T15:58:00.000-08:00

Due to the extreme fire weather warnings current for our region the Grand Master has made a decision to move Out the Front's Misery Creek run to safer ground at Lake Wendouree where the great amounts of water will surely save us from any catastrophy!

So, new details.

Near the adventure playground at Lake Wendouree. For Moose Burger and Squizzy, it looks like this....

Out the Front's Misery Creek Run 11 Jan 2010

2010-01-04T16:59:00.000-08:00

This really couldn't be simpler (Mooseburger and Squizzy I am talking to you).

Head out through Sebastopol or Buninyong and turn towards Napoleons. Drive for an eternity (well about 20k) towards Enfield. The turn off to Misery Creek Picnic Ground is called Misery Creek Road. See the map below for the last bit of the trip.

As usual, click on the map to enlarge it.

Deep Heats Birthday Run - 4th January 2010

2009-12-28T23:00:00.000-08:00

Directions from the Deepmeister!

Head to Elaine.
Turn right before the railway line at the fire shed.
Travel approximately 6 km to St Sava Monastery (on the right) and follow the road around to the left.
Travel 2-3 km to a T intersection.
Turn left into Bamganie Rd.
Go past the water tanks, Doyles Rd and Boundary Rd (both on the left) another 2 km.
STOP at the crossroad (Deep is very strong on this particular point!)
Proceed straight through another 3 km
Bamganie Forest is on the left, enter there.

A map for the visual

As usual, click on the map to enlarge it.

FOPs Run - 28th December 2009

2009-12-21T23:34:00.000-08:00

The run for losers who don't have flash beach houses at Anglesea, Port Arlington or Lorne!

On-On and On-After at the palatial 11 Park St Ballarat/Newington/Redan. Look at the map.

Click on the map to enlarge!

CHRISTMAS RUN - 21st December 2009

2009-12-14T17:19:00.001-08:00

Come and see what other treats are available at the Christmas Run! Thankfully the grand master has decided not to run this big run from any of the local carparks and we will be starting at the very grand 111 Webster St (the one near the lake ddddaaahhhlllings).

14th December - Remote

2009-12-11T21:55:00.001-08:00

Best as I can tell this is Monday's run! Can someone drop me an email if I am wrong? Click on the map to enlarge.

7th December 2009 - Bad Hair Day!

2009-11-30T21:21:00.000-08:00

BHD's hairy arse will be available for viewing at the Old Colonist's Club at 6.30! His hairy head was available for viewing in 1972.

Lois Lane's Run 30th November

2009-11-23T18:14:00.000-08:00

A map for your perusal people...

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Do I need to remind you to click on the map to make it bigger?

Rear Entry and Silic - 23 November 2009

2009-11-16T19:10:00.001-08:00

From the dunny at Greenies.

Follow this map to see it.

Click on the map to make it bigger!

Half a Bar and Half a Bra - 16 Nov 2009

2009-11-10T16:42:00.000-08:00

Map to the Morrison's abode:

Remember, click on the map to make it bigger.

Head out on the Midland Hwy from Buninyong towards Geelong. At Elaine, take the 1st turn past the shops and houses (signposted to Morrisons). Take the 1st turn to the right. Take a left at the T intersection following the sealed road. 300m before the fire shed turn left into Tableland rd or Forest Rd (Tommy says the first, Goggle Maps says the second) Take the next right then the next left.

225 Dolly's Creek Rd.

2 November 2009

2009-10-26T23:22:00.001-07:00

Melbourne Cup Run, East Point Football Clubroom, Eastern Oval. Enter off Scotts Pde.

26th October

2009-10-25T16:35:00.001-07:00

That is one handsome loin cloth. Maybe our Spartacus will be similarly attired. Come and see at the Battlers Tavern, 10 Victoria St Bakery Hill.

Next week's run - 19th October 2009

2009-10-12T22:21:00.000-07:00

To avoid any confusion, here is a map of where you all need to come for my run! Click on the map to make it bigger!

Run Monday 12th October

2009-10-07T19:21:00.000-07:00

The bunnies would love to see you at the Park Hotel, 1615 Sturt St.

Yar Me Hearties

2009-09-24T00:30:00.000-07:00

It be speak like a pirate run this mond'y comin'. Ye best come with ye finest wench and rum. Globe Hotel, corner of Rubicon and Skipton St (diagonally opposite Eclipse Ford).

29July2009

2009-07-29T03:00:00.000-07:00

Hello all, I need a volunteer for "Hash Flash" on next Monday's run (03/08/09).
Ta
On On
Moose Burger

Monday's Run

2009-05-22T19:01:00.000-07:00

Jade Inn, 12 Sturt St, Ballarat

$20 for meal

Plenty of food

4 curries (3meat & 1 veg)

noodles

rice

BYO (no charge for corkage)

SORRY!

2009-05-20T15:24:00.000-07:00

HELLO ALL - SORRY THAT I MISSED LAST WEEKS RUN - I'M SICK!
ON ON
MOOSE BURGER

Run 1401 Num Num 18 May 09 UPDATE

2009-05-13T19:41:00.000-07:00

HELLO ALL!
NUM NUM'S RUN WILL BE HELD AT FRANGO'S (FORMERLY FRANGALI'S CAFE)
313 STURT ST, NEAR MYER!
ON ON
MOOSE BURGER

Haberdasher's Memo

2009-04-28T02:53:00.000-07:00

See Lois Lane to order the new Ballarat Hash rain jacket!

Run 1397 Black N Bling Da Boyz 20Apr2009

2009-04-20T16:45:00.000-07:00

2 drink stops, we were happy Harriers!

Rocky the sausage master! Too bad the plates cooked too.

Screwing Da Boyz for a fine run - did you call them Poodles? Dumb must have eaten some of those special cookies...

Run 1397 Black & Bling by Da Boyz 20Apr2009

2009-04-20T15:13:00.000-07:00

So this is lube!

Is that all you got???

It's ok Half A Bar, you don't have to use all 5 inches to make it work! Half that will do.

Show 'em how it's done Drop! (be careful what you ask for!)

I went down for that? Where's the 'effing coin?

Ooooh, Heavy likes them tart!

Run 1396 - Silic - Queen's Head - Easter Run

2009-04-13T21:54:00.000-07:00

These tarts were happy with the walk!

Hey Silic - what was that joke about again?

All I remember is "Rowdy needs to stop or he'll go blind" Is that what "rabbiting on" means?

Shafted gets the joke of the night award for telling Half A Bar that he's a small bore (yes - I spelled it right).

Run 1396 - SILIC - Queen's Head - Easter Run!

2009-04-13T21:18:00.000-07:00

Some bunny's upset that he wasted all that flour!

Nice hare Silic!

Follow your Doctor's advice but don't follow your Doctor!

We're at the drink stop already?

Where's the ice Silic?

Our new Grand Master...

2009-04-09T01:18:00.000-07:00

Congratulations to our new Grand Master...Silic!

"Shortcutters Hash - Gone to the dogs"

Run 1394 Midnight Special Run

2009-03-30T20:41:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone

This was the last run of the Super year & it was good to see Drambuie & Doggy Bag back on deck to set a great run to pay tribute to Drambuie's mate Midnight.
We were lucky no-one else joined Midnight in Hash heaven when Drambuie tried to blow us all up whilst lighting the BBQ. Someone should speak to the GM about buying a new BBQ. Oh dear that won't be me after next week...

The run was so well set that the walkers (not the strollers!) were also able to keep up & join in the run. That's a pretty good effort when setting trail.

We welcomed back a few runners this week. Out the Front, Drambuie, Doggy Bag, The Bill, Rocky, Normal, The Barb & the dummy spitter of the year Mastabait.

Our significant runners were simultaneous cummers this week. Rocky & Heavy on 797.

Don't forget to put your clocks forward an hour on Saturday night. I'd hate you to turn up an hour early for the AGM.

Don't forget next weeks run is the AGM & to go to the BUNCH of Grapes on Pleasant St. $20 will get you a meal, a giveaway, raffle tickets (which we will actually draw), a record of the Super year that was plus great company.

ON ON
LoisLane

2008-2009 Award Winners

2009-03-29T23:23:00.000-07:00

Spectacle of the Year - Squizzy
Tight Arse of the Year - Bubba
Piss Pot of the Year - Donuts
Black Kettle Award - Dribbles n' Shoots
Shit House Run of the Year - Beer Phuck
Shit Hot Run of the Year - Num Num and Dumb and Dumber
Ah-So Green Sock Award - Rowdy
Dummy Spitters of the Year - Cleavage, The Bill, Half a Bar, Rowdy and Masta Bait.

Run 1392 Buningyong Golf Club

2009-03-16T21:30:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone

Thanks Penny Farthing for another great run & meal. Ok so it wasn't 12kms & flat as she stated, maybe a bit shorter & hillier but challenging none the less.

There was plenty of meat & a huge salad. Can't ask for more than that.

We welcomed back the newly weds Jethro & Bear Box, who was rechristened Sloppy Box for the night, & then they were both re-rechristened some other medical name which eludes me at the moment.

The only significant run was D & D - 6 ate 9. (689 for the slow ones).

Thank you to Moose Burger for stepping in as Grog Master & Easy Ride as Choir Master. For a new comer Easy Ride got all the names correct which is more than I can say for some of the regulars. Not to mention any names Rear Entry.

Just as the night was winding up Rowdy stepped in with a christening. Pos has been christened Pretty Simple.

Good news. I just rang BP in Un Zud & I got to speak to Mastabait. Yep, he is over his dummy spit & speaking to us again.
Crock related a story about a local who told them his wife was over in Melbourne on a shopping holiday. He said while she is away he is going to be painting his dick. Crock said they were mortified & were too scared to ask what that involved until they learnt how to speak Un Zud & realised he was painting his DECK!!

Our thoughts go out to Drambui & Doggy Bag & hope they recover soon from their injuries.

Next weeks run is the big one. The Awards Night at Porticos. Don't forget to frock up in something formal.

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1391 Nuggety Dam

2009-03-15T13:27:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone

Has Hash gone to the dogs or what. I think there were more dogs than runners - and no I didn't include the tarts in that count!!

You would think with all those tracker noses we wouldn't have lost some of the tarts on the 'walkies'
Hoppi, Dropkick, Moose Burger & 1/2 a Bra managed to lose their way & it took a many ales to console their husbands while everyone else was out looking for them...

Welcome back Phuk Wit Phil who did a great job standing in as Choir Master.

Significant runs - Mountie 747 & 1/2Bar 858.

Pus Bucket was given a Super Runner VB bottle Hash style in recognition of his Hash 17 runs.

I took a car load down to D & E's AGM on Wednesday night. PE, Easy Ride, 1/2 Bar & Bra made the trip & it was one of the better AGM's I've been to.
The run was great, meal was fantastic & the circle was a lot of fun.
Now don't ask me who the new GM is as I can't remember but we raised more money for the bushfire appeal. They had a couple of members who lost houses.

This weeks run is at Buninyong Golf House & it will be a BBQ.

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1390 Bent Nose 1000th Run

2009-03-03T19:11:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone

Congratulations to Bent Nose on achieving 1000th runs. Bent is the first inaugural runner of our hash to reach 1000 runs.
He originally hailed from Western Suburbs where he was called Morton, ran 380 runs and served a year as their GM.

How good was it to have so many visitors come to Ballarat to help celebrate the occasion. They almost outnumbered our runners.
I thought they must have held Bent in high esteem but I think they just wanted pay back from all those years of being roasted by our Prince of Pomposity.

We welcomed back Spider & welcomed a new runner. What was his name? Gay something..

We had 2 significant runners: Drop Kick 333 & Beer Phuk 33.

Whilst the runners were enjoying the run, Normal spent his time 'teasing' everyone with drink stop vehicle. This triggered a chain of events that, whilst no malice was intended, got out of hand.
Just shows that there is a fine line between funny & other peoples perception of funny.

Bent was suitably roasted & well done to Mrs D who did a great job as Sgt. Always a hard thing to do when visitors are involved.

Also, thank you to Mrs D for manning the bar all night & ably assisted by BP.

I have published the Awards Night flyer so start organising your cute little 'number' to wear.

Next weeks run is at Nuggety Dam & the On After is at the Top Eureka

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1389 National Hotel, Clunes

2009-02-24T17:16:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone

We had a nice, sociable night at the National Hotel under the watchful eye of an ex Hasher- Dazza - from Broken Hill.

Dazza the adopted Chinaman donated pizza, a lovely Superwoman glass & even decorated the place with some old Chrissy decorations to add to the atmosphere of the night.

Significant runners were: The Bill 1213, SS 1234, Bent Nose 999 & Dumb & Dumber 686.

Don't forget the big one next week. No...I haven't been peeking, I mean Bent Noses 1000th run at Donegan's Farm in Gordon.

There will be some visitors from other Hashes so I don't expect we will get away on time (do we ever!).
You will be able to buy your drinks from the Hash Bar we will have running. Prices will be cheap cheap cheap.

Hope to see lots of you there to give Bent Nose a roasting such as he has given many others in his time

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1388 Haddon Gun Club

2009-02-17T13:11:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone

Another run down & 8 to go!!! but who's counting.

We welcomed back Penny Farthing Kia Ora e hoa. Hope you enjoyed your holiday in En Zud. Peter (Spencers next door neighbour) & Cleaverage & Heavy.

Significant runs: Mastabait 1050, Carmilla 55 & Chris Cross 609.

Congratulations to Bear Box & Jethro on their wedding this weekend & a special conrats to Moose Burger who announced she is on the way to becoming an Aussie citizen.

From all accounts the run was good. A bit straggly & mostly on the tarmac - wasn't it a bush run!! Typical male - can never find the right spots amongst the bush.
Drink stop was great. Lots of drinks for everyone.

Even had some lights this time. Gets a bit boring doing it with the lights off all the time.

Thanks Donuts for giving us all those little pink things. I'm sure they will come in handy.

I need the Awards to start coming back so I can get them engraved for this years fantastic awardees. Trouble is last years GM can't remember who he gave them to. Could the holders please take them down off your mantlepieces & give them to me. Ta

Next weeks run is Criss Crosses at the National Hotel, Fraser St, Clunes.

On On
Lois Lane

Red Dress Run

2009-02-09T18:22:00.000-08:00

Hi all

What an appropriate night to hold the Red Dress Run. Gave us the opportunity to raise some money for the Bushfire Appeal.
Thanks to those who donated raffle prizes & to all of you who gave generously to buy a ticket. We raised $317. Thanks everyone.

On to Hash matters.

Welcome back to Little Evil. He looked pretty evil in the little number he was wearing as well.

I must also acknowledge the welcomes back to those on the Black Tie Night run.
Rocky, Out the Front, Dribbles & Shoots, Beer Phuk, Bubba & Spartacus.

SUPER RUNNERS. Yep we had 2 of them. Congrats to Normal on 700. Now, with The Bill 1212th we just randomly chose this run as he has spent the last 3 months backlogging his name in the book. i.e. he turns up but doesn't sign the book hoping to be overlooked. Sorry old chap but nothing gets past this GM!!

Significant runners - Carpet Burns 69 & Jethro 169.

Can you believe the screw actually gave praise to Silic for the run. The pack was spread for miles. Snags was stranded on his own at one point in that lovely dress (mind you it curbed his desire to go short cutting) & Squizzy managed to find more trail than everyone else as he was the last runner in by a long way. Mmmm he did arrive at the drink stop from the look out direction though!! Unfortunately Silic if you want brownie points for a shit hot run then you must please me as well & supply girl drinks!!

It was a very funny run. We discovered if we want to pick up out on the streets then we should wear those hot numbers we had on. I'm a bit worried about Gliders secret life though when those young boys yelled out the van window "you old, fat, poofter cunt" then gave him him a wave & headed up to the look out. Perhaps we shouldn't go there!!

There will also be a red dress run in Melbourne on Friday 27th February for those interested & D & E are having their AGM on Wed 11 March.

Next weeks run is Pebbles at the Haddon Gun Club. He assures me there will be lights this year.

On On
Lois Lane
PS when I work out how to down load the photos I will post more of the Black Tie Night.

Australia Day Run 1385

2009-01-27T22:28:00.000-08:00

Gidday Mates

Not sure how to say that with a kiwi excent!!

Good to see so many patriotic hashers decked out in various Australian clothing. The walkers looked like we were on a crusade with P.E carrying that great big flag.

We had a new runner. 'Pueder' from next door. He is most welcome back as I saw him trying to contribute money for the drink stop. I must let him know when my next run is.

I went with the palindromic theme for the significant runs for obvious reasons.
Road Runner 525, Excess Baggage 55 & Chris Cross 606.
Also had a couple of good roots, oops I mean square roots. Num Num & Easy Rider.

In keeping with the good ole Aussie volunteerism all the volunteer Australians were recognized & Spencer Hocking was awarded the 'Sam Kick-a Bitch' Unaustralian of the year award for cooking beef & not lamb on the spit.

Run was great, esp the run through 'pervert bush'. R.A did a good job with the weather & to top off the night we had fireworks.
Shame about the cricket though. I reckon that bat Carpet Burns found on the run without the handle was actually Ricky Pontings & the handle was stuck up his arse by one of the South Africans.
For all you early leavers, Mountie & Snags turned up late. We were pub stop number 12!!!
Snags put the bat on the spit so you can expect to be playing for our very own hash ashes when he has his cricket night in a few weeks.

Well, the social season is upon us. Don't forget the Black Tie trip on Monday. Bus leaves the City Oval at 6pm.
Also start looking that hot red number for the following week. It is the Red Dress Run & will be at Silics place 13 Howitt St.

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1384

2009-01-19T17:55:00.000-08:00

Hi all

What a hot run that was. I guess only SS could get us tarts all hot & sweaty on a hash run. Even at 67yrs he still has it.

Maybe you young blokes could learn a thing or two from the old master. Esp given you all confessed you can't screw properly & are relying on the 'oldies' to bring along 'the tarts with tits'.

Welcome to the new runner Chris aka Weaner.

Welcomes back to Exit, Phukwit Phil, Cleavage, Tim & Allan.

Significant Runs: Carpet Burns - 66 That is suxty sux for those who can't speak UnZud.

New shoes: Weaner

Run/walk was pretty enjoyable, esp as SS managed to lead us through the local rubbish dump as well. He even turned up to the wet check in a car with a matching number plate. I guess that number plate would come in handy, esp when you take Vibes on a date.

Also, it's hard to believe that someone actually tried to 'out dumb' Dumb & Dumber but Sqizzy had a good go at it.
Lucky for him I was the only witness to this deft piece of driving as he tried to run his matchbox car over a ditch only to be stranded jammed on the top of the ditch. There they sat swaying from the front left wheel to the back right wheel. The two of us tried to push it back only to see Sqizzy disappear under a spray of dirt as the front wheel dug in but didn't grip.
At this point our savior arrived. Yep none other than D & D himself who promptly sat me & Num Num in the boot for weight - yeah thanks for that!! and pushed it out.
I'm not sure what was worse. Being stuck or being saved by Dumb & Dumber.
Anyway, lucky I was the only witness cos Squiz knew his secret would be safe with me.

Next weeks run is at Spencer Hockings place in Durham St. It is Australia Day theme & the On After is at same venue & is a Spit.
Usually a good Aussie party is a BBQ then a spit but this one is just the spit!!

Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up. Names & $30 to Bad Hair Day please.

On On
Lois Lane

Courtesy of Bent - Tips for understanding the GM

2009-01-12T14:31:00.001-08:00

Click on the picture and it will become quite big enough for all of you blind pricks to read it.

Hoppi & Remotes' Darncing Night

2009-01-12T12:32:00.000-08:00

Run 1383

Hi Everyone

I finally have my computer back so the blog is back on track, & what a night to start my New Year blog.

We had 2 new members who have transferred from Perth. Welcome P.E & Easy Ride.
Also 2 new runners. Dos (alias Adrian) & Chris
Welcome back Wylie & Carmilla

Only one significant run. Donuts 469.

There were 2 birthday down downs. 1/2 a Bar 60th & Dos.
Congratulations to 1/2 a Bra for putting up with 1/2 a Bar for 10 years of wedded bliss.

Well, what a big effort Hoppi & Remote put in for this run.
Great weather tick, short run tick, 2 drinks stops tick, great venue tick, awesome food tick, band tick, male stripper ##???. Ok I guess we can't have it all our own way.
Don't give up your day job 1/2 a Bar, I doubt Chippendales will be calling you anytime soon.

Did you tarts see the darnce 'hang abouts' drinking round the back of Silics van all night. They said they were creating a real aussie country darnce feel by getting drunk outside waiting for the ugly sheila's to leave alone. I thought that was really funny til I woke up this morning & realised I was the only one that got a ride home with one of them!!! Ouch.

Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up in a few weeks. You need to get your name & money to Bad hair Day.

Next weeks run. The hare is SS and it will be at 5 Ways & On After at Top Eureka.

On On
Lois Lane

Naughty or Nice?

2008-12-16T04:03:00.000-08:00

I think we all know where the naughty girls are!

111 Webster St, Ballarat (yep its time to invade Num Num's Outlaws).

2008-12-09T02:24:00.000-08:00

NUM NUTS sporn of NUM NUM survives the bush christening

Run 1377 The Old Colonist Club

2008-12-03T01:26:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone

What a difference a week makes. If you want your run look good then I suggest you have one the week after 1/2 a Bar's.
Not only was there trail for the runners but the walkers got one too.

Meal was also good value, plus we also got some light relief by checking out Mounties smiley face.

Welcome back Heavy, Phukwit Phil, Spartacus & Road Runner.

Significant Run - Mooseburger 16. Can you believe Doggy Bag actually asker her what she had been up to lately. Mmmm 2 weeks after her wedding I wonder what the answer would be...

Bent Nose & myself went to Western Suburbs AGM last night & for those who are interested Book Fucker is now the new GM.

Congratulations to BP & Bent Nose who are now grandparents for the 4th time. William James.
That's another little Willie in the world. Obviously takes after Bent Nose.

This will be my last blog for 3 weeks so please behave while I'm gone. Dumb & Dumber pay attention during down downs & please don't upset The Bill. He is looking after the book in my absence & I don't want him to throw it away again!!

Have a great Xmas. See you on the New Year Run.

On On
Lois Lane

Thomas 1/2 a Bar Crapper Run

2008-12-03T01:25:00.000-08:00

How appropriate this run was held on the the International Day of the Toilet cos if anyone could have a crap run Tommy could.

1/2 a Bar failed to grasp the concept of actually having a trail to follow and the other concept of having the drink stop close to the end of said trail. I know we live in a big, wide country but I don't think, in hash terms, 5kms is considered close to the end!!

We had 1 new runner - Kerry & welcomed back Peter, who was a new runner on 1/2 a Bar's run last year. (Can you believe he actually came back.)
Both of these runners put the rest of us to shame by actually running the 5kms from the drink stop back to the cars while the rest of us squashed into a few cars. They will learn that we aren't actually runners one day.

Significant runs. Carpet Burns 60, Ellie May 160, Num Num 166

The one bright spot for the night was the meal (thanks to Julie not turning up to complain) but even that was spoiled by the cops waiting for us all one the way home after we had enjoyed a few ales.

On On
Lois Lane

Donuts Electrifying Run

2008-11-17T18:24:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone

I'm sure you all enjoyed the run last night despite the cold wind. Donuts did well to take care of all possible contingencies.
Not only did he have a water stop on the run in case it was too hot but a hot wired fence for those who found the night a bit cold. Very thoughtful Donuts.

We welcomed back Drambuie, Remote, Heavy & Cleavage. Welcome back also to the newly weds Squizzy & Mooseburger....or was that Furburger after the honeymoon.

Significant runs: Cleavage 169, Candida 123 & Rocky & Drambuie who came together on 789.

Welcome to Lester the Molester & Scrubber from Western Suburbs. They were promoting their AGM on 2 Dec.
Ok... so I did wrongly accuse them of stealing our book but they did look like a couple of deviants and given they were from the highly suspect Western Suburbs hash what was I to think.
Sorry Bent Nose, but your character references don't count for much.

Shafted was shafted last night and got 4 down downs for the price of one. We are down to 4 glasses after Shafteds' run. All you wine connissuers (oops spelling?) who kept hold of the glasses to drink your vino in BRING THEM BACK.

Next weeks run is Half a Bar/Bras run at the Meredith pub. It is the one off the main road (the main rd pub is shut down anyway).
The meal will cost $15 for 2 courses. Fish or chicken with apple crumble for desert.

On On
Lois Lane

1/2 a Billy & Bear Box Run

2008-11-10T14:38:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone

Well, what a difference a tart makes. We had a 1/2 decent run, plenty of trail, lots of drinks & awesome salads. Shame we couldn't see any of the meal but I guess that just heightened our taste senses. Mind you most of us are used to doing it with the lights off anyway!

Welcome back Drop Kick & I think we drew the short straw this week as Deep Heat turned up as well.

Congratulations to Criss Cross who was our Super Runner this week. 600 runs big effort.

Significant runners were Rowdy 727, Deep Heat 797 & Snags who did it for himself & got Mounty to do it for him as well. Sign the book twice I mean..

This week was the Remembrance run & the R.A (Rowdy) revamped the Ode in honour of our fallen hashers. On On Midnight, Russell Up the Publican & Arso.
I'll put a copy at the end of this blog.

Western Suburbs have their AGM on Tues 6 Dec for anyone who wants to go.

Next weeks run is at Donuts place - 609 Post Office Road. BBQ for the on after.

Remembrance Day

We are growing old, as all Hashers are meant to grow old;
We are all railing against the dying light.
The irreverence of Hash
Attracts us,
And the heady mix of exercise, friendship and humour,
spiced with catalyst of alcohol and release
Attracts us,
As moths to a flame.

Tonight,
Beneath the light of the Southern Cross,
We honour the memory of those members of the
Ballarat Hash House Harriers
Who have flown too close to the sun.

Midnight
Russell Up the Publican
Arso

When the lights are on, and we search for a friendly face to
talk to, we shall remember them.

When the lights are failing, and we look to a tall prick to
change things, we shall remenber them.

When the lights are dim, and we wait for the magic smile to
be flashed, we shall remember them.

And always
By our fluorescent socks, we shall remember them.

At the going down of the sun, and at completely random
moments during the days that follow, we remember, and
say

ON, ON YOUSE PRICKS!!!

Cheers Lois Lane

I'm Back!!!

2008-11-06T21:51:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone

Your leader is back. The rellies have headed back to Scotland after a 3 week tour of our adopted country. Found out all the family secrets & the answer to that age old question 'what do Scotsman wear under their kilts'

I am also found out that speaking softly is a family trait!!! We are born with that curse.

Back to Hash matters.. Once again Glider put in a lot of work to make his Melbourne Cup night a great success. Great effort.

Significant runs this week were BP 838. Me 515 & Half a Bra 414.

Congratulations Squizzy & Moose Burger on your wedding this Saturday. Snags never had his bridesmaids on hand to share in the celebrations so Mounty got a guernsey as the stand in bridesmaid for the night.

Don't forget the venue change for next weeks run. It is now a BBQ at the Buninyong Gardens.

On On
Lois Lane

Bald Hills Run 1371

2008-10-20T13:51:00.000-07:00

Mmmm I think the way some of us get around the runs these days maybe it should be called 'Over the Hill' run.

Well, what a difference a week makes. The run had plenty of halts, on backs and lots of visible trail plus we all started & finished together.
Well, except Half a Bar. He had to get driven round most of the run!

Did anyone else notice the way those sheep took off when they saw 1/2 a Bar running past. Obviously his reputation has preceded him.

We were all pleased to see Carpet Burns back at hash last night. Welcome back.

There was one significant runner last night. Pebbles had a pretty gross night on 144.

Happy birthday to Mrs D.

Can't let the opportunity pass without reminding everyone what an idiot Deep Heat is. While hosting a run for the Geelong hash he decided to light a bonfire right next to the wood pile (which is stacked next to the garage by the way) then... go to bed while it is still going.
Gee I wonder what that red glow is when you wake up in the morning?
2 things. They were bloody lucky to have their house still standing but more amazing is he rang 1/2 a Bar to come & help put the fire out BEFORE calling the fire brigade!! How big IS your hose 1/2 a bar.

Next weeks run is Bend Nose's at the Bunch of Grapes in Pleasant St.

On On
Lois Lane

Not quite the neverending run 1370

2008-10-19T04:00:00.001-07:00

Hi Fellow Hashers

I know I'm a bit late posting my blog but I just wanted to make sure everyone was back from the run.
Beer Phuck had a bit of trouble with the concept of halts, checks, on backs, & we don't run marathons! In other words keeping the pack together. Never mind not being able to find those pink bits.

I heard a funny story this week that Beer Phuck thought there were mixed thoughts on the run being a good one or not. To which the reply was 'Beer Phucks v everyone elses'.

All was not lost as the drink stop was well supplied & we were suitably entertained at the On After by our visiting hasher Muka Puki from HIV Kalgoorlie.

Significant runners this week were Doggy Bag 222, Shafted 213.

Welcome back to Sqizzy & Terry.

Terry (& everyone else) couldn't remember her old hash name so she was re-christened Moose Burger.

Congratulations to Rear Entry for winning the raffle this week. There will be more raffles to come but there will be a variety of prizes & of a better quality.
Normal, I expect you to buy lots of tickets each week!!!

Next weeks run is Shafted's at Bald Hills School (see below for instruction) & On After is at his home cnr Midas Rd & Mt Pisgah Rd.

On On
Lois Lane

This week's run - 20th October 2008

2008-10-15T02:42:00.000-07:00

Click for a larger view.

Directions for the map challenged. Head out Midland Highway towards Creswick. About 10km or so out of town you will cross a railway line. Jubilee Rd is the second left after this. Follow Jubilee Rd being careful to follow the main road and not turn off to the right.

Alternatively, head out Gillies St. After the overpass, Jubilee Rd is the fourth road on the right.

Run 1369 Daylight Saving Run

2008-10-07T20:04:00.000-07:00

Hi Fellow Hashers

How good is to get back to bush runs & still be able to see where you're going. I love daylight saving!

Was surprised the RA didn't do a better job with the weather this week, everything considering, but despite the rain & cold it was a great run with a very convivial On After.

We welcomed back Spencer Hocking after a 3 month absence. I think he has spent all that pay rise already.
Drambuie also made it back after a long absence. Good to see you can come by yourself when you want!!!
Also, welcome back The Hill Billies, Bare Box & Bubba.

There were no Super or Significant runs although Drambuie & Bare Box came prematurely & signed on for next weeks run. You idiots.

Thanks to the girls who made it to the PMT run.
Tried to trade off Mountie while we were off visiting, under the Auntie/Niece rule but there were no takers. Probably cos there are no rules at Hash. Looks like we are stuck with her for a bit longer.

Happy birthday to Rowdy & Dumb & Dumber & congratulations to Pebbles who became a granddad last week.

Black Kettle Award (think that's what it is called) goes to Dribbles & Shoots for declaring he was a natural blonde!!
While we are on the subject of awards, this weeks Dummy Spit goes to The Bill. He went to get the book from his car after the run & hurt his leg in the process, so he threw the book in my lap & said I could keep the book!!! Oh dear some people can get a bit precious...

Next weeks run is at the Nerrina Tavern & the hare/hear/hair (can't you guys tell the difference!) is Beer Phuck.

On On
Lois Lane

PMT 100th Run

2008-10-01T18:01:00.000-07:00

Hi fellow harriets

What a great time we had last night. Geelong turned on a beautiful balmy night, which made for a very enjoyable run.

I thought we would miss the loud overtures of Mounty on the bus trip but the tarts that went did us proud.

We had fanny flashing (no names - what happens on the trip stays on the trip!), excess drinking & even a christening. Yep Sue is now called Bare Foot Bitch. Move over Phuck Wit she is one of us now!!

We even managed to win all the raffles. Drop Kick won 2 of them but did we get to share any of them...

We figured out why no men go. It's because they all bring their own dogs, & the bigger the better. I think at one stage there were more dogs than pussies at the On After.

We tried very hard to steal something of value but they were on to us. It appears the only thing we managed to nick were 2 red plastic spoons. We just need a volunteer to pose with them stuck up their backside so we can send a photo back to them demanding they come & collect them. Any takers??

Thanks again to everyone who made the trip. It was lots of fun.
There will be a combined run held in Ballarat sometime next year so watch this space.

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1368 North Britain

2008-10-01T17:46:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone

Thanks The Bill for prizing yourself away from the Nude & Naked Exhibition long enough to set a run for us. Even took the time to set a walkers trail, which would have been good if Normal could read & follow the instructions!

We had a few Welcomes back. Spartacus, Sue, Snags & Mountie. Although hands up all those who wanted to send Mountie back to Vietnam or dob her into customs for bringing into the country the drug Speed then taking a double dose if it before she turned up to Hash.

We had one significant runner. Dumb & Dumber 669. Well done.

Don't forget daylight savings starts this weekend so set your clocks forward!!! Saturday night & we will see you at Rowdys new place for Stubbys Daylight Saving run.

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1366 &1367 - Tarts Rule!

2008-09-23T14:12:00.000-07:00

Yep, 2 tart runs in a row & the RA managed to keep us wet on both days - how does he do it!!

We welcomed back Deep Heat last week & Drop Kick this week.

There were no Super Runners but SS celebrated is 1213 run.

Cleavage's run was around Redan & no doubt we will be using the trail next year & the year after, & the year after. I'm sure the paint will be there for a while to come.

It was a cold, wet night but the company & garage was warm & we enjoyed a lovely meal.

Happy 50th birthday Cleavage.

What can I say about the run this week. Fantastic? Yep that's it.

Rain stayed away for the run and no-one got lost running around the bush. That was a good thing...wasn't it? Sorry but 1/2 Bar was too noisy to lose.

Did you enjoy that award winning soup.....None of Bent Noses' runner up stuff!

Thanks Bent for the longest screw you've given for a while. I may have enjoyed it if there weren't so many people watching us esp BP...

Next weeks run is The Bills at the North Britain. That's if we can tear him away from using those viewing glasses at the Nude & Naked Exhibition.

On On
Lois Lane

Runs 1364 & 1354

2008-09-10T14:27:00.000-07:00

Ok so I am a slack arse.

I must have spent too much time on the loo after that curry meal or maybe my Johnny Cash wouldn't let me sit down for too long.

Anyway, Vanaja's run was a beauty. Thanks FOP for setting the run & even the rain eased up in the end.

Food was awesome at both the drink stop & the on after.

We welcomed back Masterbait & Normal (well he thinks he was welcome back!!).
We also welcomed a new runner - Pain in the Dark. I think we must have scared him off as he never turned up this week.

Dumb & Dumber had a devil of a significant run. 666
AND... FOP had to drink the prick of the week for losing the Prick glass to the PMT hash the week before.

Son of Spider hosted this weeks run. Blow was a Blow in as a helper we believe.

Big wraps from the ladies for making a special trip just to get some special drinks. We love you heaps. (but not enough to show you our tits!!!)

Coincidently Spider was welcomed back this week. Are you sure he's not your dad?

Congratulations to Silic our super runner this week. 500 runs well done. I think our wine scribe & photographers out did themselves this week for his wine. Very very funny label.

A couple of significant runs also. SS 1212 (ok so it just looks good on paper) & Bear Box 50. Well done.

Mrs D was sick this week so she was replaced by the sickest person I could find. Thanks Normal for standing in for her.

Reminder PMT are having their 100th run on Wed 1 Oct & a 9 seater bus is going down if anyone is interested. There are a couple of seats left so let me know.

Next weeks run is at 801 Barkly St. Cleveage is the hare/hair/hear.

On On
Lois Lane

Titlands Golf Club

2008-08-27T15:32:00.000-07:00

Yep, finally SOS got to see some tit but he was standing behind her & missed the lot!!

And my god, what a lot there was. There was more there than all our tarts put together. (hope i don't sound toooo bitter & twisted).

Maybe Santa Sax nether region is as big as her tits & couldn't resist pinching the penis glass to get some satisfaction on the journey home! Too bad though, as the penis police were on to her & the glass & the box it fits into (& I'm not referring to mine either) are safe back in the hands of the Sovereign Hash.

We did have some home grown important events as well.

Bubba ran his 200th run this week. Well done.
There were also a couple of significant runs. FOP 113 & Bad Hair Day 569.

Visiting Hashers. Mini Balls all the way from Ballarat via Kuwait.
PMT Hash represented by Insatiable & Santa Sax.

PMT hash were plugging their 100th run weekend @ Port Campbell on 4th & 5th October.

There will be a trip down to Geelong on 1st October if anyone is interested in attending the 1ooth run. Just let me know if you want to go to that one.

Excess Baggage is the hare for next weeks run & we are meeting at Diva's Curry Restaurant in Eureka St. Opp the Stockade.

On On
Lois Lane

Atlantic Run

2008-08-18T05:49:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone

This weeks run was all about quality not quantity. Whilst the numbers were smaller than usual, everyone got to enjoy one of the better set runs. The walkers also got to share in the trail and everyone finished together under a full moon. Very romantic. Well done FOP & Out the Front.

There were a few welcomes backs. Rocky, Dribbles, Hopi & Remote & even Bent Nose got out of his sick bed to come back.

Congratulations to Rocky who had a significant run. 777.
FOP had the stutters & wrote his name & run number in the book twice, while Remote wrote his using Braille signs. Both blamed their wifes. No wonder we are the knitters club!!

We learned this week that giving head is how us girls get to earn our jewelery. I was going to say there will be a ring inspection next week but mmmm maybe I won't.

Don't forget next weeks run is now at the Midlands Golf Club on Heinz Lane as is the On After. (I'm not sure how I will get there as I am boycotting Heinz Lane after I got a speeding ticket last time I drove down that road.)
Rowdy is still the hare but it is NOT a pie night anymore.

On On
Lois Lane

Another Hill Billy Run

2008-08-14T22:44:00.000-07:00

Howdy again fellow hashers

Apologies for my tardiness for not posting this earlier. I could blame Oplympicitis but I won't.

This weeks run saw the return of Deep & Drop Kick. Welcome back.
Silic gave himself a drink cos he thought he might have been welcome back as well!

Congratulations to FOP for his 111 run.

Birthday greetings to the 2 hares. Not only do they cum together every week they also have birthdays together.

The trail this week was in keeping with the Hill Billy theme. Was inbreed & it appears only the Hill Billies ran it. The drink stop had to be taken to the the masses as no-one seemed to find it in the bushes.

Next weeks run is FOP & Out the Fronts' at the Atlantic Hotel.

Also. there is a change of venue for the following weeks run. Rowdy has had to change the venue of his run. It is now at the Midlands Golf Club as is the On After. It is NOT a Pie Night anymore.

On On Lois Lane

Mystery Run

2008-08-04T15:03:00.000-07:00

Howdy Fellow Hashers

Hope you all pulled up ok & you managed to cope with the late night.

We had a couple of significant runs & a couple of incidental runs thrown in.

Beer Phuk 21
Carmilla 50
Dramduie 787
Donuts 454

Our new runner for the night was Sam, the barmaid. Thanks for your efforts.

I must confess, I didn't realise how fit you have to be to do all that country dancing. I think the run may have been easier but probably not as much fun.

For those in the 'A & B' teams I hope you had as much fun as I did. There was a 'c' team but I think that meant 'c' for sitting!

For anyone interested in using that venue for your private or work use, you can contact Josie of Peter anytime to make a booking. If you didn't pick up a flyer then just ask me for their number.

Next weeks run is the Hill Billy's run at the Buningyong Hotel.

On On
Lois Lane

Teddy Bears/Bares Xmas Picnic

2008-07-22T23:08:00.000-07:00

Merry Xmas in July Fellow Hashers

What a great night and huge effort put in by Dumb & Dumber & Num Num

There were Teddy's (well ok only one) & Teddy bears every where & everyone got into the spirit of the night.
The Teddy Bear waitress were a big hit & I'm sure there were a few who had evil thoughts of wanting to breed with them!!

Food was great, drink stop was amazing, alcohol was in abundance, carols galore & company was enjoyable. How much can a Hasher Bear...

We had 3 significant runs.
Congratulations Num Num 150
Peny Farthing 569
Bent Nose 969

There were a few welcomes back.
Carpet Burns is back from studying, Doggy Bag back from the UK, Road Runner & Candida back from Vietnam & Shafted is just back.

I promised BP I would shout her on her birthday so she got a down down & to make her night, she was allowed to use the vacuum cleaner during the clean up. Who says sisterly love is dead.

We had a re-christening. Nude Fanny will now be known as Bare Box (or is thet Bear Box?).

There are now run sheets available but if you could send Pebbles your email address again that would be great as he has had a computer crash & lost our email addresses.

LOST & FOUND
To the owner of the red jocks that were left behind you can claim them next week. They were danced on, sniffed, stretched & now washed & starched. Could you also please send Pauline an email explaining how I managed to come home with them stuffed in my coat pocket! Hope it's a good one as I don't remember how they got there either & I'd like to think I missed out on something good.

Don't forget to get you Cuntry gear out of the dress ups for the Mystery Night on 4/8. Be chance to dust off the red & white checkered hankies.
Read the flyer below for more details.

Next weeks run is Doggy Bags at the Creswick Hotel.

See you there

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