Monday, December 23, 2013

Run 1642 Christmas Princes Street North Hare: Num & Dumb

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas to all our Hashing family. The night was fresh and dry just like the Christmas Pudding ...

There was a prayer to commence the run in honour of our leader JeSOS. The crowd was silent and respectful as the words were spoken...

JeSOS reponded with his usual expression "ok you *unts, lets get goin" and gesture, of hand to groin, scatch and a sniff!

The Hashers ran to the Eastern Station Hotel; this brought back memories of strippers and excitment for some of the old boys. Nummy made a "Lady" friend who knew her from another life!

Next we went to the Frieght hotel, a little up market but a good venue. Next was JD's Sports Bar but they closed the doors before we got there. Off down the road to Irish Murphy's and then to the back of Spartacus's shop for a beer and fininshed at the Battlers.

We sang Christmas corals all the way, which is always good fun. Road Runner was caught on camera at the Eureka flag. Hope he keeps his job.

GILF and Teflon have become engaged and GILF had the diamonds sparkling on her finger. The wedding date is set but the venue is still up in the air.

Squizzy was back, much to Mounties distain. She wanted him to set next weeks run.

Phuck wit Phil showed us his bum as did FOP... no, he proberly showed us a bit more. FOP enjoyed his Christmas spa and dressed in the possum coat to warm up.

A vote was taken to change Monday nights run to Tuesday, New Years eve. There are a number of poor soles not invited to the A listers New Years eve Bash, so changing Hash allowes them to be with friends, at Heavy's place, 1 Hunt Street on Tuesday the 31st. No hash on Monday 30th of December.

God bless you all see you on New Years Eve Nummy

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Run 1641 Durham Street Hare: Spencer Hocking

This was the pre Australia day run and we were all decked out in our patriotic gear. The run was long and hot, and we were gagging for the drink stop which took for ever to reach.

The Grand Master again chose a want to be committee stand in Normal, who accused Rowdy of preventing RMIT from attending. But we all know she just did not want to see that poor old gay guy again!

We had a number of welcome backs for Pebbles, Warrick, Errol, Fluid Movement and Rats Arse. We also had a new runner Mother Fuckers Brother.

The down downs acknowledged Puss Buckets birthday and his love for Mountie.

Pus Bucket also reminded Sili unt, Rear Entry and Bad Hair Day that if it was 1788 and the current Prime minister was in charge they may not have made it to the lucky shores of Australia!

Road Runner has made 700 runs and recounted the number of runs per wife!

There were a few jokes told by Tommy Half a Bar, Fascinator and  Mountie, which were funny.

The FOP O Metre looked weary but came up on command and gave a very high score...

There was a scull of between Warrick, Sorry, jack, JeSOS and Flo Jo... JeSOS won with Sorry a close second... The years have had their mark on Warrick!

The spit roast was delicious and a good night was had by all. God bless see you next week for the Christmas run at 6 princes Street North. Bring some beer for the Pub crawl.

Run 1640 Nugetty Dam Hare: Little Evil

Well I did not attend this event but the feedback suggests the weather was fine, no rain, the BBQ was delicious and the fire warm, if not illegal.

Please note this run was in the BUSH!

See you next week at Spencer Hockings and Rats Arse in Durham street
God Bless Nummy

Run 1639 Titanic Bandstand Sturt Street Hare: Normal

This was the hottest Monday night in Ballarat for a very long time and many of the Hashers were feeling the heat. The run was therefore a challenge, up a number of hills, on the hot pathment and 2 drink stops, one with lollies and musket (Bad choice on hot night), and one with ice cold Crownies.

The FOP O Metre flopped around a bit and came to rest at a very low point for the two old boys Masterbate and Normal.

The down downs had a focus on the old Billy Goat who has ran a significant number of trails in his day. He got the Prick of the week and could not empty his balls, mmmh he is getting on in years.

Mrs Dickhead was charged for her Farting efforts and Mountie for her blind enthusiasm on the push bike. Criss Cross was counting the number of sexual encounters which may have happened on the weekend and Spartagus for hoping he may have encountered one by the dam. By the way we think GILF and Heavy were in the numbers, not together!

Ttidy tiling is tring to become Tidy Greens Televison, Rear Entry has refused the take over.

Little Evil was the sergeant again, and did a fair job but there was a fair amount of frivology during the Down, downs which was difficult to controll.