Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Run 1621 Bunch of Grapes Hotel: Hare: Boot Rooter

The run had been set twice by the old grey hare because of the wild Ballarat weather, Thunder, wind and rain. The weather for the run however was fine and we all ran the 4 kilometers like true athletes.

The drink stop was at the Hares new dwelling, which we have all been anticipating viewing for months. Very nice, great decking although there was some concern regarding the front entrance steps and Boot Rooters advancing age. Heavy came late again.

Boot Rooter has taken to riding his bike and unfortunately someone took the liberty of removing the wheel at the drink stop, not sure if the wheel has been found.

The Down, Downs had a few welcome backs, one special welcome back was to Low Beam who has been living in the Sun with the dirty old clown Zig for a few years. It was great to spend time with her and catch up on the news.

The Flop O Metre has made a return from the X on A in Sebastopol, not a mark on the hanger...
Unsure of the rise the FOP O Metre got from the run, but FOP has the scores.

Speaking of the FOP O Metre, Hymen was back in his beautiful blue coat and was he pleased to see us... mmh baby! (RMIT and Her Vagesty were not there).

Little Evil, again told a joke which we all comprehended and enjoyed...

Tommy Half a Bar threatened to tell a joke but had forgotten the punch line so didn't phew!

Camilla celebrated the arrival of the new prince.

Jack Off did another great job of the stand in Master for JeSOS and at dinner sat proudly in the middle of his disciples, it really did look like the last supper.

Again the meal was good and there was a lot of loud talking and frivolity and thank heavens Criss Cross didn't set the run cos we were making so much noise we may have been band from the BOG!

Next weeks run is at Irish Murphy's and the Hare is Sorry and Flo jo so see you the God Bless Nummy

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Run 1620 Christamas in July (The Last Supper) Hare: Num & Dumb

The Last Supper (Nummy 22:7-13)

On the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread, the disciples came to JeSOS and asked, “Where do you want us to make preparations for you to eat ?” He replied, “Go into the city to a certain man "Dumb and Dumber" and tell him, ‘ I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at the Red Peppa in Sturt Street Ballarat, please set a short easy run around the central CBD. “ So Dumber & the disciples did as JeSOS had directed them and prepared the Passover at the Red Peppa.
When evening came, JeSOS was reclining at a table in Las Vegas with the Twelve lovely girls, as he had already appointed "Jack Off" as JeSOS for the night.
"Jack Off said, “I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me.”
" Rowdy" and "Normal" were very sad and began to say to him one after the other, “Surely not I, Lord?” We would just like to be part of the committee! 
The Disciples Cheered for "Jack OFF",  Jack Off, Jack Off, Jack Off
Jack Off said“The one who has dipped his hand into his bag with the stolen Pepper Grinder will betray me. But woe to that man who betrays the Owner of the Red Peppa! It would be better for him if he had not been born.”
During the Down Downs "Jack Off" said "This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you". Then he took the cup, gave thanks and offered it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you, drink it down, down down, but the disciples could not think of Down Downs for everyone so...
Tommy Half a Bar and Squizzy both told jokes, Cherry, After Birth (Western Suburbs), Matt, Flo Jo, Sorry, Mountie, Pus Bucket, The Bill, Dumber, RMIT, Her Vagesty and a few others had a drink.
When that was over the disciples sung a couple of hymns, they then went out the back to look at Mount Bunninyong...
The passover was excellent and the wine was free so all had a great time.
See you next week at the BOG, God Bless you all Nummy.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Run 1619 North Britain Hare: D&C

D&C with the assistance of Pebbles set an extremely challenging run.
One of the problems of setting a run from a popular venue is, which is the current "on on"?

The pack was scattered throughout North Ballarat and finally came together at the signal box for the drink stop. Unfortunately, the Hare run the course, while the pack waited at the drink stop. It was near on 15 minutes before a beer was produced from the locked car! Lucky it was not a freezing cold night. Oh and Heavy short cutted but did not get lost this week.

Back to the North Britain and out by the fire for the "Down Downs". The old Bar fly (Wet Spot) was there as usual but did not get a Down Down this week.

Welcomes back were in order and there was a cheer from the crowd cos RMIT and Her Vagesty were back. A bit of young blood. Rowdy made the comment that RMIT and Hymen had not been to Hash, together since the Mystery bus/shed tour? This made Num (and if Mountie was there) cry with jealousy!

The FOP O Metre unfortunately was left at the X on A in Sebastopol so we can only imagine it's fate!
But not deterred FOP improvise and used Jack Off as the stand in, my that boy is built.

The Grand Master JESOS is going away for a month so he nominated Jack Off as his stand in. Mumbles from the crowd cos them ain't the rules.... should be a past Master.. but hey, there are not rules in Hash!

Precious is turning 14 years this week, Happy days.

Vicky could not find the men's toilet????

Rear Entry was in good form and Spartacus was wondering where Pus Bucket was.

The meals and wine was very nice .

God Bless you all, see you next week,Christmas in July at the Red Peppa in Sturt street, bring lots of money and the theme is the Last Supper, so get out your robes, Nummy.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Run 1618 X on Albert Hotel Hare: SS

My, my what a freezing cold night it was in Sebastopol, icypol more like it!

We locked up our cars and set off in to the icy air, down by the sewerage farm and up past the site of Archibald Yuilles homestead, Ballarats first settler.

The run was well set by SS and we all made it to the drink stop to enjoy a nice cold beer burr!

Well all except Heavy, who took a short cut and got back late.

The Grand Master was in good form and gave all his mates a down down...

Normal was the Sergeant cos Hymen was not there... and Normal gave all his mates a Down Down

Vicky can back for a second run with Sour Grapes but RMIT was again missing.

Half a Bar tried to tell a joke but as usual it was not funny.

The food was enjoyed from the take away shop down the road and we ate in the ammmmmmbiance of the X on A dinning room...

See you next week at the North Britain and the Hare is D & C .

God bless you all love Nummy.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Run 1617 American Hotel Creswick Hare GILF

This was a wet run but a good run. The distance was enough and the markings were easy to follow... who did mark the run?

The FOP O Metre gave the GILF a bit of a go considering there was cat vomit on the metre. Not sure what degree she ended up with but it was better than Hymen.

And what a delight, the lovely Hymen was back for all to enjoy.

Little Evil displayed his skills as the Choir Master and he was entertaining.. and we could understand what he said... mmh

There were some mates Down Downs.. Normal didn't get one.

We had a new runner Vicky, she could skull down a beer so she's a winner.

Mrs Dickhead caught Rowdy and FOP... doing something ..
at least Rowdy kept his glasses on this time.

Squizzy had a new dog that didn't bark

Spartacus stole the book...

Shafted found the book...

SS informed us you DON'T STEEL YOUR OWN BOOK!!!!

OK see you next week at the X on Albert in Sebastopol

Be safe, bring a weapon, god bless Nummy

Run 1616 "The Shed" Hare Jack off (Virgin run).

This was a great run for the virgin run setter Jackoff. Straight and hard, hard into the wind. The drink stop included a nice cardboard fire which attached to Heavy's ear.. nasty superficial burn.

The old FOP O Metre had another virgin for the year and gave it a run through the Hymen and the score was 91 Degrees. FOP has no memories of the last time we were at "The Shed".

Fluid movement was placed in the corner for being naughty

The BBQ was good thanks to the Silic unt.

Rear entry was a welcome back...

That's it god bless you all Nummy