Monday, March 30, 2009

Run 1394 Midnight Special Run

Hi Everyone

This was the last run of the Super year & it was good to see Drambuie & Doggy Bag back on deck to set a great run to pay tribute to Drambuie's mate Midnight.
We were lucky no-one else joined Midnight in Hash heaven when Drambuie tried to blow us all up whilst lighting the BBQ. Someone should speak to the GM about buying a new BBQ. Oh dear that won't be me after next week...

The run was so well set that the walkers (not the strollers!) were also able to keep up & join in the run. That's a pretty good effort when setting trail.

We welcomed back a few runners this week. Out the Front, Drambuie, Doggy Bag, The Bill, Rocky, Normal, The Barb & the dummy spitter of the year Mastabait.

Our significant runners were simultaneous cummers this week. Rocky & Heavy on 797.

Don't forget to put your clocks forward an hour on Saturday night. I'd hate you to turn up an hour early for the AGM.

Don't forget next weeks run is the AGM & to go to the BUNCH of Grapes on Pleasant St. $20 will get you a meal, a giveaway, raffle tickets (which we will actually draw), a record of the Super year that was plus great company.


Sunday, March 29, 2009

2008-2009 Award Winners

Spectacle of the Year - Squizzy
Tight Arse of the Year - Bubba
Piss Pot of the Year - Donuts
Black Kettle Award - Dribbles n' Shoots
Shit House Run of the Year - Beer Phuck
Shit Hot Run of the Year - Num Num and Dumb and Dumber
Ah-So Green Sock Award - Rowdy
Dummy Spitters of the Year - Cleavage, The Bill, Half a Bar, Rowdy and Masta Bait.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Run 1392 Buningyong Golf Club

Hi Everyone

Thanks Penny Farthing for another great run & meal. Ok so it wasn't 12kms & flat as she stated, maybe a bit shorter & hillier but challenging none the less.

There was plenty of meat & a huge salad. Can't ask for more than that.

We welcomed back the newly weds Jethro & Bear Box, who was rechristened Sloppy Box for the night, & then they were both re-rechristened some other medical name which eludes me at the moment.

The only significant run was D & D - 6 ate 9. (689 for the slow ones).

Thank you to Moose Burger for stepping in as Grog Master & Easy Ride as Choir Master. For a new comer Easy Ride got all the names correct which is more than I can say for some of the regulars. Not to mention any names Rear Entry.

Just as the night was winding up Rowdy stepped in with a christening. Pos has been christened Pretty Simple.

Good news. I just rang BP in Un Zud & I got to speak to Mastabait. Yep, he is over his dummy spit & speaking to us again.
Crock related a story about a local who told them his wife was over in Melbourne on a shopping holiday. He said while she is away he is going to be painting his dick. Crock said they were mortified & were too scared to ask what that involved until they learnt how to speak Un Zud & realised he was painting his DECK!!

Our thoughts go out to Drambui & Doggy Bag & hope they recover soon from their injuries.

Next weeks run is the big one. The Awards Night at Porticos. Don't forget to frock up in something formal.

On On
Lois Lane

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Run 1391 Nuggety Dam

Hi Everyone

Has Hash gone to the dogs or what. I think there were more dogs than runners - and no I didn't include the tarts in that count!!

You would think with all those tracker noses we wouldn't have lost some of the tarts on the 'walkies'
Hoppi, Dropkick, Moose Burger & 1/2 a Bra managed to lose their way & it took a many ales to console their husbands while everyone else was out looking for them...

Welcome back Phuk Wit Phil who did a great job standing in as Choir Master.

Significant runs - Mountie 747 & 1/2Bar 858.

Pus Bucket was given a Super Runner VB bottle Hash style in recognition of his Hash 17 runs.

I took a car load down to D & E's AGM on Wednesday night. PE, Easy Ride, 1/2 Bar & Bra made the trip & it was one of the better AGM's I've been to.
The run was great, meal was fantastic & the circle was a lot of fun.
Now don't ask me who the new GM is as I can't remember but we raised more money for the bushfire appeal. They had a couple of members who lost houses.

This weeks run is at Buninyong Golf House & it will be a BBQ.

On On
Lois Lane

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Run 1390 Bent Nose 1000th Run

Hi Everyone

Congratulations to Bent Nose on achieving 1000th runs. Bent is the first inaugural runner of our hash to reach 1000 runs.
He originally hailed from Western Suburbs where he was called Morton, ran 380 runs and served a year as their GM.

How good was it to have so many visitors come to Ballarat to help celebrate the occasion. They almost outnumbered our runners.
I thought they must have held Bent in high esteem but I think they just wanted pay back from all those years of being roasted by our Prince of Pomposity.

We welcomed back Spider & welcomed a new runner. What was his name? Gay something..

We had 2 significant runners: Drop Kick 333 & Beer Phuk 33.

Whilst the runners were enjoying the run, Normal spent his time 'teasing' everyone with drink stop vehicle. This triggered a chain of events that, whilst no malice was intended, got out of hand.
Just shows that there is a fine line between funny & other peoples perception of funny.

Bent was suitably roasted & well done to Mrs D who did a great job as Sgt. Always a hard thing to do when visitors are involved.

Also, thank you to Mrs D for manning the bar all night & ably assisted by BP.

I have published the Awards Night flyer so start organising your cute little 'number' to wear.

Next weeks run is at Nuggety Dam & the On After is at the Top Eureka

On On
Lois Lane