Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Teddy Bears/Bares Xmas Picnic

Merry Xmas in July Fellow Hashers

What a great night and huge effort put in by Dumb & Dumber & Num Num

There were Teddy's (well ok only one) & Teddy bears every where & everyone got into the spirit of the night.
The Teddy Bear waitress were a big hit & I'm sure there were a few who had evil thoughts of wanting to breed with them!!

Food was great, drink stop was amazing, alcohol was in abundance, carols galore & company was enjoyable. How much can a Hasher Bear...

We had 3 significant runs.
Congratulations Num Num 150
Peny Farthing 569
Bent Nose 969

There were a few welcomes back.
Carpet Burns is back from studying, Doggy Bag back from the UK, Road Runner & Candida back from Vietnam & Shafted is just back.

I promised BP I would shout her on her birthday so she got a down down & to make her night, she was allowed to use the vacuum cleaner during the clean up. Who says sisterly love is dead.

We had a re-christening. Nude Fanny will now be known as Bare Box (or is thet Bear Box?).

There are now run sheets available but if you could send Pebbles your email address again that would be great as he has had a computer crash & lost our email addresses.

To the owner of the red jocks that were left behind you can claim them next week. They were danced on, sniffed, stretched & now washed & starched. Could you also please send Pauline an email explaining how I managed to come home with them stuffed in my coat pocket! Hope it's a good one as I don't remember how they got there either & I'd like to think I missed out on something good.

Don't forget to get you Cuntry gear out of the dress ups for the Mystery Night on 4/8. Be chance to dust off the red & white checkered hankies.
Read the flyer below for more details.

Next weeks run is Doggy Bags at the Creswick Hotel.

See you there

On On Lois Lane

Monday, July 21, 2008

Super Cuntry Hoedown

Get your boots and chaps on we is going Cuntry!

Come dressed in your best Cuntry attire and get ready to ho your way through this year's mystery bus tour!

Where: Leaving from the City Oval Hotel

When: August 4th 6.30pm

Cost: $25 gets you a bus ride to paradise, a three course meal to fill your belly, drinks at very cheap (okay kinda cheap) prices and ho down entertainment!

Names to Bad Hair Day ASAP please!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

GM's 500th Run

Hi Fellow Hashers

I'm back from another flying visit to En Zud and straight into my 500th run.

Thanks again to the stand in committee last week. Was any of the Super Committee there? I don't think so.
From all accounts it was a great run & everyone was impressed with the meal. Thanks Jack & Flo Jo & good luck in the West.

Last nights run was great. Heavy put on a good run (well as good as you can in Miners Rest) & cooked up a fine meal to match.

We had 1 Super Runner. Me 500.
Significant runners were Rowdy 713 & Mrs D 111.
Also a couple of welcomes back. Bad Hair Day is back from the U.S of A & Spider is back from where he's been.

Conrats to me being the Super Runner for the night. To mark the occasion there were 5 raffles for 5 bottles of wine out of the 'Knitters Club' bin of fine wine. Did you get to check out the label? Once again, another good job by our label makers.

Also, to mark the occasion I brought along the dreaded block of ice to sit on. Whilst Num Num wasn't there, we had a few Num Bums. Silic had his sperm frozen for future use but couldn't find any takers!!

Last night we didn't have our usual 'Normal friends' down down but it was noted that we had a 'Normal tantrum'. I won't name anyone, but he is a Collingwood supporter & they do get a bit precious at times don't they.

Just when you thought it was safe to go to Hash without being harassed to set a run then think again. Carpet Burns will be back next week & looking for more run setters. You never know, there may even be runs sheets available so you can start lining the bottom of your hash bag again.

Next weeks run should be a beauty. It is the Xmas in July run set by Dumber & Num Num.
It is at Mounty's Harriers Club & the theme is Teddy Bear.
Here are some of the suggestions. 1. Bring a teddy bear, 2. Come as a teddy bear, 3. Wear a teddy (you can cum in that as well if you like) or 4. just come bare.

Lastly, don't forget the Mystery Run coming up on 4 August.
Theme Hoe Down/Country/ Farmer - I think you get the picture.
Cost $25
Bus leaves City Oval 6.30pm
3 course meal
Live entertainment
Drinks at bar prices or cheaper
Home before midnight.
We will be collecting names from next week (for catering & bus).

On On
Lois Lane

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Tomorrow Night's Run

Hares: Flo Jo and Jack
On-On: Ross Creek General Store Click the link for a map
On-After: As above $12 for a 2 course meal.
Stand in GM: Normal - but please don't let that put you off!


Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Runs 1354 & 1355

Hi Fellow Hashers

Must apologise for my slackness in posting an entry last week. Have been traumatised by that dog Horrible Horace that D & D calls a pet, after he attacked me & chewed through my $200 boots. Had just finished therapy classes when I received a $138 speeding ticket in the mail, which I got after leaving the scene of the crime. I say put the muzzle on his rear end cos that's where my boot will go when I see him again!!!

We have had no Super Runners in the past few weeks but a few significant runs.
Pebbles 150, Jethro 150, Candida 113, Penny Farthing 567, & last week Road Runner & Dribbles & Shoots came together on 509. Congratulations.
Mustn't forget my own Dumb & Dumber award run when I read in the book Flo was on 50 then realized we had no Flo at Hash & it was actually Flo Jo. Still, take the drink any way you can.

We also had a few 'Welcomes Backs'.
Nelson, Penny Farthing, Out the Front, Haemarroids, Exit, Doughnuts, Chuppa Chup, Jack & Flo Jo & Excess Baggage. Good to see you all again.

Thanks to Cleavage, Mountie D & D & Num Num for making the trip to Lakeside AGM with me.

There were a massive amount of Down Downs at the Nth Britain & a big thanks to Rear Entry for not only organising cheap down downs but having on hand their resident accounting bar fly who made a hefty donation to the Hash coffers.

This weeks run was the Phantom run & what a great job the Phantom did off keeping out of sight! Mind you, given the sight of the only one we had there it was probably a good job.

Drop Kick, I suggest you ask Phuk Wit Phil & Deep about the joke they made at your expense. Despite Phuk Wit trying to flash his balls, on his own admission he never had the balls to tell the joke while you were there. Was very funny though.

JACKETS. The haberdasher will be taking orders for all those hashers who don't have a polo fleece jacket & would like one or those who want to update their old one. They are full zip ones & there will be a variety of colours to choose from & a range of sizes to try on.

Next weeks run is at the Ross Creek Store & the On after is there as well.
The meal is 2 course & will cost $12. Remember it is NOT byo but from memory the cans are $2.50.
The Hares are Jack & Flo Jo & it will be your last chance to catch up with Jack before he heads to Perth. Flo Jo will be with us for a few more runs before she follows him over.

The committee will be thin on the ground next week but I'm sure the stand ins will manage to keep up the extremely high standard we have set!!!!! Normal are you listening.

On On
Lois Lane